You know that guy from Twilight whose been all over the gay blogs? No, not Robert Pattinson or Kellan Lutz. The other one… you know, the hot werewolf. What's his name again? Taylor Lautner? Mmm, it's like he's tailor-made to sex me up. Wait, what? He's SEVENTEEN? Fuck.
Now we have to go back and edit that post where we implied that we'd like him to do inappropriate things with our penises. This slab of jail bait's birthday is February 11, 1992, so even if you make an Olsen Twins-style countdown clock to legality… you're going to have a long way to go.
– Dewitt
16 years up here… >.>
sure, it’s still 18 for sodomy, but that’s a whole bunch of fun we can still have with him up here >.>
Jailbait should not be permitted to look that good. Makes you feel dirty thinking about the things one wold do with him.
Sometimes, the best things in life are worth waiting for! 🙂
pfft… I’d still fuck him 😛
What are you waiting for? It’s not like you’ll ever have a chance with him anyway. He’s 17, big deal…