Hold Up A Minute, Broke Straight Boys!

This buttfucking is suspect!

Broke Straight Boys is concerned with, as you probably guessed, guys (whether straight or not is up to you) who are broke and willing to fuck on camera for the money. It fulfills that fantasy some of us have about desperate heteros willing to break their personal taboos in search of a buck. EVERYONE LOVES WHEN STRAIGHT GUYS ARE FORCED BY CIRCUMSTANCE INTO GAY SEX, RIGHT (served with a smidge of sarcasm)? Great. But when I spot fakery, I must point it out! I’ll get to that in a minute. We’ve got a Broke Straight Boys twofer today. Ryan Fields and Zach Covington sloppily make out before Zach takes a seat on Ryan’s cock to bob for dollars with his ass. They acquit themselves admirably, and Zach, in particular, is a little slice of twink heaven.

It’s the second clip that presents an issue. Bros Tanner Valentino and “Benjamin Dover” (strike one!) joke around with the interviewer and camera dude before getting into it. “Benjamin” is wearing these ridiculous boots and it’s obvious that he’s A) straight and B) whistling past the buttsex graveyard by acting like a jokey joke guy. Who can blame him? The one time I tried vagina, I probably made a lot of jokes, too.

Strike two is when “Benjamin” fails to impress with his ABOMINABLE blowjob skills. Dude, you have to go ALL THE WAY DOWN THE SHAFT sometimes. You don’t have to stay there, but you can’t just massage the tip with your lips like a Christian homemaker on her husband’s birthday! The myth that guys give better head is sometimes just that – a myth. It doesn’t necessarily apply to straight guys! Perhaps this adds to the “this is a straight dude sucking dick” fantasy scenario but no one’s going to believe his partner is going to be enjoying this half-hearted attempt at giving oral pleasure! Strike three, and where I take umbrage, is when I think I spotted him faking taking a dick! The first go-round of the flip-fucking looks legit. “Dover” might actually be receiving penis to his butthole. But in the second attempt, “Benjamin” lies on his side while Tanner thrusts from the back, but something is off here. Why do I get the impression that Tanner is just sticking the tip in, poking awkwardly, and Mr. “Dover” isn’t feigning ecstasy very well? Is he actually thrusting between “Benjamin’s” buttcheek and the bed? It’s the last clip. This one has become the goddamn Zapruder film for me. Watch it and let me know if I’m observant or insane in the comments.

More Broke Straight Boys smut and controversy below!

– J. Harvey

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5 thoughts on “Hold Up A Minute, Broke Straight Boys!

  1. There was a time I had a subscription to this site when it was believable and negotiations for money always happened and how far someone might go for what amount and if asked for more had to pay more or some would say no way to what they wanted.

    Those days are over and now it seems all are cool with what ever and when ever and find it easy to do it all with no need to stop for nothing.

    But it explains the mind set of young men now a days thinking they can charge for sex and openly ask for it.

  2. If your talking about the two top clips you can actually see I would say yes there is actually fucking going on in all of it as far as I can tell even when he is on his back with the legs out and up.

    Yes I agree the cock sucking isn’t very good.

    I did not check out the clips the first time around till you asked the question to me personally though I have to admit.

    The two bottom clips above the discussion only bring you to the site and don’t play so anything on them I can not comment on.

  3. LMAO thanks M.X.

    Yeah the guys dick is long enough to pull off that angle with just the first inch or so behind the head of his dick you would see more of a downward angle and flexing in the shaft if he was just rubbing it and slipping down to the sheet instead of actual penetration. Plus I do not see a reason to fake that particular position seeing it is very obvious in all the other position actual full view penetration is going on.

    Funny though for them to go BB in the old site how it ran would have cost them at least $1,000.00 cash in negotiations and you could see and hear the pain of the guys taking it not the moans of pleasure with these two.

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