Laugh out loud! I have a deep loathing for the internet acronym “LOL”. So few people really mean it, you know? In this particular case, I’m spelling it out for you, to draw attention to the hilarious idea that we’d post this Carly Rae Jepsen music video without any ulterior motives.
Sure, it’s a catchy song that’s heating up on pop radio, but do any of us actually care about that shit? Nope. There’s a muscular, shirtless dude in the video, and he’s serving up a steaming platter of sex, sex and more sex. <– Pretend that sentence was sexier.
His name is Holden Nowell, and he could mow my lawn whenever he wants to… Just kidding. He’s waaaaaaay too pretty for me. But I guess I’d stick it in him just to see how tight he is? Maybe I’d lick his balls? Tickle his coin purse? I’m still not sure. I’ll get back to you on that matter.
– Dewitt
Click through to listen to “Call Me Maybe” see sexy pics of Holden Nowell:
I have a total hottie who mows my lawn. I’ve often thought of paying him a bit more if he’d do it shirtless. I’m not proud.
Wow, that was a great vid (and ending). I watched it on mute, and really enjoyed it!
HAHAHAHAH,, thank goodness he is gay in the end… He’s so f-ing hot !
ok that was a cute clip…like the twist at the end… 🙂
Damn it! Not I have that song in my head and I can’t get it out!!!
My lawn guy, Sean, always works shirtless and has a body to die for. Recently, my neighbor, a middle-aged married woman, casually asked me when he was coming over next to mow my yard. The next time he came over — miracle of miracles — four of the ladies on the street had arranged a play date for their kids. While a nanny herded after the kids, the four desperate housewives sat in lawn chairs, sipping lemonade, and eye fucking the shit out of Sean. He caught on and played it up for them. He even “cleaned off” when he was done by standing in my side yard and hosing himself off. I thought those horny gals were going to spontaneously combust!!!
IT IS THE WORST LIKE THAT!
I’m still humming it.
I heard he’s also gay in real life.
Are you fucking kidding me? I swear, Dyus, if you are making this up I am going to call in a favor with a friend of mine and have you drawn and quartered.
Hahaha I know this guy! He’s from my hometown.
He’s not gay. He dated a good female friend of mine for like 3 years.
When I rule the world…bangs on females will be a capital offense along with sloppy pig-tails.
The boy is f’ in hot!
Nah, i have no idea he’s gay or not, just heard someone on tumblr say that,.
Oh God thi song has even infected MANHUNT DAILY!!! Damn you CRJ!!!!!!
woot she’s canadian 😛
and boy am i glad that that guy doesn’t have those tattoos in real life