“Gonzo Dick” is ©Dewitt. It’s when a guy’s hard dick curves onward, upward and then ddddoowwwnn-wward. Like the popular Muppet’s nose. It makes for an impressive-looking cock! It’s a dick that functions as a bridge over troubled waters, and then straight into your mouth or butthole.
Izzy Klein from Dirty Tony has the perfect example of Gonzo Dick (©Dewitt). I’ve never tussled with a Gonzo Dick before so I need to hear from those who have. If you were bottoming, how did you maneuver yourself so that the boat docked successfully? I’m guessing face down into the pillow, ass in the air and him…standing? Like using a jackhammer! Someone draw me a diagram.
Gonzo Dick. Put the Muppet out of your mind for a moment and let us know if you think it’s hot or not.
– J.Harvey
Photo credit: Dirty Tony
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I personally like it because it facilitates deepthroating.
most impressive d. really wanna suck it and balls too. like cum in my face
Yup! Very nice. Keeps things interesting!
Dean Phœnix had a classic Gonzo Dick ©Dewitt.
Huge fan, the reverse curve is great for deepthroating when you’re on your knees infront of a guy. However if you’re 69ing it’s less accomodating than the more common curve…but yeah I find it very hot.
Bottomed for a Gonzo Dick once…. It sucked! The guy had a hard time (no pun intended) getting it in while on my knees, ass up. On my back was easier to get it in, but it still sucked. Never again!
Downward curving cock is great for throat fucking. Love ’em.
I fucked a guy with an amazing Gonzo dick. He was bottoming in a group session I had a while ago. I only sucked him, which required much maneuvering. Nonetheless, it was hotttt
I agree for sucking it is nice for fucking can be difficult to say the least.
I had a three way with a guy who not only had a Gonzo dick but was also 9 inches and thick. His partner was more average sized but with a mean upward curve. I took both of them, one after the other but Mr Gonzo dick about made me shoot my load when he eased his entire cock in. They wanted to try DP but I don’t think I would have been able to stretch like that with opposite curved cocks.
HAWT!
No not really into that kind of dick visually but it never impeded me in my quest to suck one or have one buried deep inside me. It’s all in the flexibility factor.
No not really into that kind of dick visually but it never impeded me in my quest to suck one or have one buried deep inside me. It’s all in the flexibility factor.
Wouldn’t Jesse Jackman be the ultimate Gonzo dick? He’s definitely got a very prominent curve.
Wouldn’t Jesse Jackman be the ultimate Gonzo dick? He’s definitely got a very prominent curve.
Works so perfectly down my throat.
oral grate, anal sucks big time!
oral grate, anal sucks big time!
Hmm. I have always called that a banana dick.
Hmm. I have always called that a banana dick.
Gonzo dick happens when the fascial tissues are contracted in a specific spot, it can be surgically corrected.
My Gonzo sat on the edge of the bed while I got on the floor next to bed, flipped my legs up over my head as he was hanging downward, just push it in and blast his load deep inside… it was fun, and the best way for a Gonzo top.
Exactly!
Love the downward curve, but very oral myself. But the best example I’ve seen is luvmalone.
On xtube
I don’t like
Unfortunately, I had sex with a guy like him…and it was not hot.
Best – dick – shape – ever. Great for oral and the way it rubs on the prostate when you are on all fours is just pure bliss.
It would be great in the ass
It would be great in the ass
Just change the position to make the curve go up instead of down it should hit right on the prostate
much preferred to upward pointing gonzo dick.
This guy is just plain hot too, which helps.
YES! I actually think Jesse or his boyfriend Dirk Caber coined the term “gonzo dick”. J. Harvey is giving me too much credit (not that I mind the attention).
HOT
HOT
I didn’t like it, I only sucked him off but if the awkwardness of him dry humping me was any indication of what taking it in would have been, no thank you.