I saw Edward Penishands. Some buddies and I watched it for a laugh. Well, I laughed. I was the only ‘mo there. I laughed until one of the girls came and she was a squirter. That’s when I went back to Gay Headquarters and re-upped my membership for the next jillion years. The human body is beautiful and all, I’m just definite on which gender I want to see fluids come out of. Jet Set Men is about to release America’s Next Hot Bottom. It’s a parody of that Tyra Banks show that used to be appointment television (Ms. Jay Alexander! Orangina Mr. Jay!! Girls who are hallucinating from starvation cat-fighting! Janice Dickinson judged for four “cycles”! Do I have time to mention the amazing sobbing that happened during every “makeover” episode?) but now…is it even on anymore? America’s Next Hot Bottom features porn guys competing to see who has the juiciest ass of all! Connor Kline (above),Brett Summers and Riley Banks are among the competitors and Rhea Litre is your host(ess). Rhea even sings the theme song! Yes, it has a theme song.
Personally, I find that parody porn kills the mood. You’re too busy rolling your eyes at the ham-handed satire and kinda bored by the time the fucking rolls around. How do you feel about it? Would you pay to watch America’s Next Hot Bottom? Watch the trailer (and the theme song video!) below.
Photo and video credit: Jet Set Men
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First off the video is cool good beat and better than some of the pictures! LOL
Getting tired of bottom guys more interested in showing their package and cock pics than different positional shots of their asses.
Show us that bubble butt from the side, bent over head on view and side view, on your back legs up and so forth! We want to see your upper body, face and ASS!
Who cares about a dick we will never feel unless it is in our mouths or hand?
We want to see what we are gonna be eating, fingering and FRACKING!
None of these guys have a bubble butt, except maybe Connor Kline, but it’s really a white man’s bubble butt 😉 ANd I think he only tops in this video.
Clearly AMerica’s next hot bottom isn’t in this batch.
Jet Set Men is always so embarrassing.
This movie looks cheap and boring as almost everything JSM does. I do love Andrew Fitch tho.
I love the under representation of men of color. -_-