This one just seems ridiculous to me.

This scene is old (it must have been shot awhile back unless Jesus is working at Colt) but it was unusual enough that I wanted to post it to spur discussion. The gist is that Arpad Miklos (R.I.P.) and Ricky Martinez prove their flexibility by blowing themselves. Wait, what?

Ranch hands Will (Ricky Martinez) and Hank (Arpad Miklos) decide to save money by not going out on a Saturday night. A couple of COLT belt buckles and a look in the mirror tells them that no one they pick up would turn them on as much as they turn themselves on, and they take it from there. Soon they’re doing what we all wish we could as their mouths make contact with their own huge stiff cocks.

I see. Yeah, Arpad and Ricky fold themselves over and go to town on their own cocks. Why? Wait, does this make it less gay if you’re a guy that’s sucking your own cock? This is so stupid! SUCK EACH OTHER. Which asshole at COLT wrote this shit? Who thought it would be good to film. This is an outtake at most! What a waste of two hot dudes.

I shouldn’t judge. Perhaps this is totally your thing and this is the Holy Grail of dudes sucking themselves scenes. There’s more just a scroll down away, and you can watch the entire scene over at COLT.

– Michael Xavier