Hot Rugger: Dan Carter

As a friend of mine says, “HOLY SHITBALLS.” When you Google “hot rugby player”, this sports deity pops up. Dan Carter looks like if Superman ditched the world-saving and took up short shorts and running on the pitch.

Carter’s also a spokesbod for Jockey. He’s from New Zealand, and Wikipedia claims he’s both “the highest points scorer in test match rugby” and considered to be one of “rugby’s best fly-halves”. I don’t know dick about what that means or if it’s true, but he could be the dude who mows the field and I’d still want to put my cock in his muscled butt.

Sometimes some of the dudes we write about are so hot that it hurts my nuts. Either he’s one of those or I have a UTI. I knew you wanted to know.

– J. Harvey

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792 thoughts on “Hot Rugger: Dan Carter

  1. What the fuck is going on with all these hot rugby players of late who enjoy running around with almost no clothes on?!  Here’s ANOTHER one who’s got me tenting my shorts.  God, I just want to lick his naked body from head to toe.

  2. Sorry just looking at him makes me think of the old saying “Looks like Tarzan but talks and acts like Jane”

  3. Fuck, think I’m going to start watching Rugby. This guy does it for me and I’d love to see him naked.

  4. Unfortunately he got married last week. To a woman. He is a bit blokey – doesn’t talk like Jane.

  5. Geez, where’s all the Carter hate come from? He’s a hot looking bloke. Jockey knows how to pick them. And btw, vive la France @ 6 nations!

  6. Rugby players in general are HOT, he’s no exception either.
    As for 6 nations woodykid and colm, it’s England all the way!!!!!

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