The commotion surrounding Jon Hamm‘s package has hit an all-time high. According to the New York Daily News, Hamm’s floppy dick was so distracting on the set of Mad Men‘s sixth season that AMC had to ask the actor to tuck his meat away. “This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination.” their source stated. “Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear.”
As Gawker notes, every single episode of Mad Men has taken place in the 1960s, so it’s rather likely that this statement was either fabricated, misquoted or delivered by a really dumb staffer… Whatever the case, the evidence is already out there. This article isn’t telling us anything we don’t already know. Jon Hamm, without a doubt, has a relatively large penis.
– Dewitt
See further evidence of Hamm’s endowment below:
Dude has probably the best cock outline of all time. Constant monster attention.
I spend HOURS thinking about this dude. He’s so fucking hot
dayum! 😉
That is why I always wear proper fitting briefs so that everything stays neatly in place and John apparently must like all the attention because there is know way that he would not know since his dick is appears to be rubbing up against the side of his leg !!
The man is comfortable. Leave him alone. Maybe people sensitive to big dick shouldn’t look at a man’s crotch.
I would like all the attention to if my dick was that huge.
He probably cannot find underwear that fits him comfortably.
He should be wearing underwear under his wardrobe anyway, unless called to do otherwise. Especially for fittings.
With what he makes, if he wanted underwear that fit him comfortably, he could have them custom made from the fur of organically-fed alpaca. He just likes the attention.