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You guys know I’m a sucker for a frame story, but this is weak sauce:

Aiden and Ethan are about to hit the gym but Aiden just bought a jock-strap and has never used one so he’s having some trouble putting it on. Lucky for him Ethan wears them all the time and knows exactly what to do. For one thing Aiden has a hard dick and is trying to shove it in which won’t work so Ethan pulls out his cock and starts to such [sic] his big fat dick.

That’s… Mmmmm. OK.

Typographical errors aside, Aiden needs to buy a REAL jockstrap. These are all acceptable brands: Duke, Bike, MacDavid. Fashion jocks are for parades, gogo dancers, and wearing to clean the tub on your day off. If Aiden had a jock that was really made to control his nuts while he worked out, this all wouldn’t have been a problem:

I’m beginning to think that he really wasn’t that confused about it at all and was just trying to empty his balls, which – there’s just so many more direct ways to get there. You’re in a locker room! And Ethan is totally gayballs! Just tell him you wanna fuck!