Dear Hot Straight Guy Who Just Broke Up With His Crazy Girlfriend Who Can’t Accept That He Finds Other Women Attractive And Occasionally Likes Looking At Their Titties And Asses,
I hear you are looking for rebound sex. In a perfect world, you would have someone right there to unzip your jeans immediately and give you the most mind-blowing head you’ve ever received. But, sadly, this world isn’t perfect! Your only choice is to get drunk, go home alone, get drunk again, go home alone again, get drunk yet again and eventually take home some trashy skank (who probably has syphilis). Or you could just hire a hooker (who probably has syphilis).
There is an easier way. It’s called Manhunt.
Now, I know what you’re thinking! “I’m not gay. Getting my dick sucked by a dude makes you gay.” Wrong. Being gay makes you gay. Getting your dick sucked by a dude just means your a straight guy getting your dick sucked by a dude, and I can assure you—dudes suck dick better than chicks.
We can make you see stars. We’ll take your shaft all the way down to the base and then still be able to stick our tongue out and tickle your balls. We’ll do things she won’t… Oh, she won’t let you fuck her up the ass? We will. And you don’t even need to buy us dinner first.
Take a moment to let this all sink into your head. Free, easy rebound sex!
If you’re still not convinced after all that deep, hard thinking, try watching the video at the end of this letter. It might change your mind, or at least give you some incentive to drop your pants and rub one out. Though, perhaps as a starting point for your newfound bicuriosity, you should start with this video.
Nothing Wrong With A Finger Up Your Butt,
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Str8 To Gay
Click through to watch Christian Wilde “get over his girlfriend” with James Ryder:
Watch the full scene NOW at Str8 to Gay!
I have told straight guy friends this for years. Just relax and let us do the work. Everything she won’t do without a whole lot of begging and perhaps jewelry..we LOVE to do! All you have to do is ask! Imagine if you will…sex anytime- anywhere..just call my name…I’ll be there in a hurry..on that you can depend and never worry.
I tell them that this is their chance to get fucked in the butt and find out what it feels like — and sometimes one comes along who did it in college and wants another drilling
Yea, I think she can rest assured that he wasn’t looking at other titties. I mean why would he with all the hotness she is serving. Who doesn’t love a jealous and possessive bitch?
I find Christian Wilde really hott, but he never fucks hard. I wish he had more stamina!