Summer is almost here and so are all those gay circuit parties at Pride where everyone will be judging you… even your mother. Don't fret if you haven't hit the gym or know what a gym is, there's still time to lose that gut or get the perfect tan. Apparently porn stars are now the gurus of looking good and have given their advice on how to prepare for the never-ending scrutiny of your fellow gays.
Aden and Jordan Jaric said, "Our secret to being beach ready for the summer Is to consistently work on your body all year and to diet right. There is no reason to only look good for the summer, you hook up all year round."
Nick Capra said to only tan naturally. "There is nothing more unattractive then seeing somebody who has been either spray-tanned (oompa-loompa-orange) or has that leathery over-exposed tan from a tanning bed."
Anyways, I don't necessarily agree that everyone has to be fit and perfectly tan. If you feel comfortable in your own skin, then good for you but having a six pack is always a plus. To read more tips from porn stars click here.
Thanks to The Sword for the tip.
– Andy
I’ve always wondered why gay men dress like slutty 15 year old girls?
Cuz its fun? idk i wear my clothes. Plus i wouldnt fit in any girls clothes lol kidding
i like to tan naturally in the summer as well.
and yeah going to the gym is very important as well. pride events are coming up and u dont wanna be that flabby 40-something with his shirt off dancing to rihanna…