You know what sucks? Having “the talk”. You know which “talk” I’m referring to! The one where you have to sort out details of a relationship—whether you’re exclusive, whether there are any ground rules, whether you’re calling one another “boyfriends”, and the list goes on and on.
In this week’s episode of Hunting Season, our slutty hero Alex finally reveals to his not-quite-boyfriend that he’s got a piece on the side. The reaction is… Well, we’ll let you interpret what the reaction’s like! Check out the episode, and let us know what you think.
– Dewitt
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CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CATS IN A BLOG POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT A CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CATS ON A BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT A CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Side Note: I’d hit that.)
NOT A BLOG POST ABOUT CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh hi! Welcome to a recap of the seventh episode of Hunting Season, the best new web-series about sluts being sluts in New York City. Today’s installment begins with Alex blogging about cats for Gawker. He also blogs about dicks. For himself.
This might be the best character in the whole series. She comes in to tell Alex that his boyfriend’s on the phone. Since Alex is a huge slut, he’s not sure whether she’s talking about Lenny or Reese.
Turns out, she’s talking about this guy.
Based on this screen-cap, you can tell how Alex feels about this guy.
“This guy” tells Alex that he’s nominated for some second-rate web award. When you blog about cats (and give lots of blowjobs in college), people apparently give you awards. I need to blog about cats more often, I guess… I’m still trying to win that damn Cybersocket Award.
(BTW, I’ve now officially vowed to wear a jockstrap onstage if I win this year.)
It took them long enough to put a penis in this episode! After last week’s atrocious lack of nudity, a good dose of Reese’s schlong is just what the doctor ordered.
Are we sure the guy who plays Reese is straight? Ugh, the way he makes eye contact with other men is somehow hotter than ninety percent of Sean Cody‘s scenes. Look at me, Reese! Look at me hard and deep.
“Teach me the ways of the slut” is basically what TJ’s saying right now, as Alex tells him about the four rounds of sex he had with Reese.
Alex is all like, “Totally! We’ll go shopping for an economy-sized bottle of lube, but only after I find an outfit for this award show thing.”
Then he gets offended that TJ thinks he’s a slut who can turn off his emotions? Oh Alex! If you’re gonna be an emotionless slut, at least own up to it.
At some point, Alex puts on his “concerned” mask to ask TJ about his feelings.
TJ tells Alex about his feelings. Apparently, his hubby slept with a dude they’re friends with, and he’s reasonably upset that this line has been crossed.
I would like to see a special episode of Hunting Season where TJ gets (consensually) gang-banged and realizes that sex doesn’t always have to be about love.
Alex is on the phone. I guess I forgot to mention this before, but he invited Reese to go to the Dumb Web Awards with him.
Reese just canceled on him, because I guess he has to practice his lines for Gossip Girl In Space? Sometimes I don’t get this show.
Nick!!!!!! I love your eyeballs. They make this show worthwhile. I also love that you’re name-dropping Manhunt. Keep doing that forever and ever.
Nobody wants to be Alex’s date for the Dumb Web Awards. They give him advice about being honest about Lenny. And stuff.
Based on his facial expression, you can tell what Alex thinks of this advice.
Do these two ever have sex anymore? Why are they always drinking wine and eating things? I guess what I’m trying to say is… WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN LENNY’S PENIS????
Alex does that thing where he asks Lenny a serious question, then puts something in his mouth. He did this with wine in a previous episode, and he’s doing it with food in this episode. For the next episode, I’d like to see him do this with a penis.
“Lenny, do you want to have a threesome with Reese?”
::Puts Reese’s dick in his mouth and looks up like a puppy dog::
This shit was insane. I felt like I was in the pink elephants scene from Dumbo.
Blah, blah, blah! Dates! Blah, blah, blah! Moms!
At some point, Alex freaks out and reveals to Lenny that he’s seeing someone else.
Lenny is like “that’s cool”, but in a way that suggests it’s not really cool.
Alex wins an award for blogging about cats. TJ goes as his date, because TJ is the best person in the world (except for the girl GIF’d earlier in this post).
THE END.
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I still don’t understand why everything needs to be a conspiracy. Can’t I do ANYTHING without people assuming I get extra $$$ on the side? Geez.
Nothing. I make nothing extra off of these posts.
I still don’t understand why everything needs to be a conspiracy. Can’t I do ANYTHING without people assuming I get extra $$$ on the side? Geez.
Hysterical recap as always. But you failed to mention you wanted to jizz on Alex’s face and pound him like a whore. izz on your face and pound you like a whore!”
Hysterical recap as always. Don’t stop! But you did forget to mention you wanted to jizz on alex’s face & pound him like a whore. It has become your signature line!
We are such a fucking jaded lot, aren’t we? If you got all the money that we think you’re getting for all the things you seemingly promote, you’d be loaded and I’m sure completely looking to be doing a job that garners you a lot less shade/grief/annoyance/drama and all the other junk we throw at ya. Perhaps you should make a post about the “behind the scenes” action at Manhunt Daily. I for one really have no clue what goes on there or why. I mean Manhunt must be making some money SOMEWHERE in this otherwise why have it. The best part is that you really seem to stay above it and continue to do your thing…which is awesome and WISE!
We are such a fucking jaded lot, aren’t we? If you got all the money that we think you’re getting for all the things you seemingly promote, you’d be loaded and I’m sure completely looking to be doing a job that garners you a lot less shade/grief/annoyance/drama and all the other junk we throw at ya. Perhaps you should make a post about the “behind the scenes” action at Manhunt Daily. I for one really have no clue what goes on there or why. I mean Manhunt must be making some money SOMEWHERE in this otherwise why have it. The best part is that you really seem to stay above it and continue to do your thing…which is awesome and WISE!
Oh man! You’re SO right. I figured I’ve said it so much already that you guys could fill in the blanks. I’d jizz on his face and pound him like a whore even IF his eyeballs were rolling back into his head.
In fact, I’m pretty sure his eyeballs *would* be rolling back into his head if I were pounding him like a whore. Not to brag or anything.
Is Alex a modern day pocket gay? Ala Beverly Leslie? How tall is he?
This show is amazing. I heard there’s only one more… 🙁 🙁
Getting more and more boring. It is a bad sign when the recaps are more interesting than the show. Guess it just goes to show that can’t tell a decent story in 10 minute clips.
The beauty of this web series is there are two types of people who will like it:
1) The Alexes – People who completely sympathize with the protagonist, foster a fear of commitment, and think people are “crazy” for picking them up for a date
2) The Lennys – People who have met so many Alexes in their lives that it’s reaffirming to see such a disaster meander cluelessly through life
I love Nick’s eyeballs too! I would date him simply to stare in his eyes everyday! lol
I love Nick’s eyeballs too! I would date him simply to stare in his eyes everyday! lol
I’m loving this series! Though the occasional short hate makes me sad…cuz I’m 5’6″ which I’m guessing is about Alex size.
I love that anyone questions why you, as a gay blog writer, would blog about a gay web-series whose prtagonist is a gay blogger. I mean…c’mon.
I agree. He has that rare blue-eyed black haired combo that I’m on the prowl for 🙂
This has excellent production values and the acting is natural (expected since it’s from LOGO).
Nick <3
Nick <3