I Am In This Video.

You don’t realize how many e-mails we get from people wondering what I look like. It’s kind of weird that you care so much! Honestly, this might be preferable to the people who want to fuck me without even knowing what I look like… But at least those people value my brain and stuff! I’m not sure why they do, though I guess it’s kind of flattering?

::sigh::

If you’ve ever wanted to gaze upon my ugly face (and judge me), here is a video from the 2012 Cybersocket Awards. I make an appearance at some point or another, and I’m not going to tell you where that appearance occurs (because that wouldn’t be any fun).

Hint: I do not look like any of the guys above.

– Dewitt

Click through to watch the video and search for me:

(Via The Sword, obviously)

1,222 thoughts on “I Am In This Video.

  1. I think you’re referring to Mike Stabile, whose documentary we wrote about a while back.

    I’m not him. BUT I WISH I WAS.

  2. AHA!!!  Found ya (‘cuz I pay attention to what you have said in this blog and on your Twitter feed from that night).  Very nice!  Kinda wholesome-looking to be such a fine purveyor of homo smut.

  3. Dewitt, I have been an avid follower since the beginning.  I never left a mean comment or was a douche about a subject.  I even won a round of caption this recently…. Will you be a sweetheart and tell me? 🙂

  4. You’re on the right track with the cardigan part. I am the king of cardigans (as in, I wear too many of them).

  5. Well, purple cardigan man is cute… as are men who wear cardigans in general… so, yeah…..

  6. I’m not sure what is more pathetic; that is actually an awards show for porn or that people actually care when they lose.

  7. Most of those porn participants ( despise the term porn stars) look like an ad for a crystal meth circuit party…..

  8. He was cute, I hope that was Dewitt (although I don’t think it is [although I’m not saying that I don’t think it’s impossible for you to be cute, Dewitt]).

  9. Firstly, we wanna know what you look like because we like to read what you have to say! It’s nice to put a face to a name, especially when we read your shit daily.

    Secondly, I have a couple of hunches, but all of them seem to older than I assume you to be (approaching 30?). Let’s have another game–Guess Dewitt’s age.

  10. are you the hosting drag queen witty, lol, just kidding, yes I ve wanted to fuck you for ages, you re the best, I thought you were the guy in the black leather jacket with the fur collar, whatever, luv ya.

  11. Blue shirt, white shirt, glasses?  Even if not, doing dirty cyber-back-and-forth with you is fun.  Also, I would do pretty much anyone except the drag queens in drag (I’d have to reassess them out of drag for an overall idea). 

  12. is dewitt the skinny guy with the beard and black glasses, white cardigan who said something about sucking all the big cocks to get us here or something?  that guy is super nerdy cute

  13. are you the guy at 2:38 receiving an award with the pen on your ear? That is as far as I can guess

  14. lol j. harvey was in the video asking new orkers what they thought of the manhunt adverts.

    and dewitt sounds hot, about 28 years old, and totes boneable…….i hope he reveals who he is!!

  15.  I would like this comment (as I did for most comments on this thread, even the ones with wrong guesses), but that would seem inappropriate.

  16. he’s right in the beginning, talking about his cat…. I think/hope… adorable guy, with a y u grayish zip up? can I buy u coffee next time I am in Boston, and meet the kitty too?

    PS: I sent u a pic a while back with the idea of doing a guys with iPads voting thingy…. 😉

  17. So are you the guy getting his ass eaten while he shimmies on the railing? 

    More importantly will we find out the answer to this in the “Who the hell won” blog?  PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!?  Your loyal readers deserve to know.

  18. if you are the hottie with the pen behind his ear, im even more in love with you now. just what i pictured, only cuter.

  19. the more i think about it, i think dewitt IS the cute nerdy guy with the pen behind his ear accepting the award.  it makes sense….he’s always going on about his love of colby keller and this guy looks like a skinnier version of that and we all know how narcissistic cute gay guys are and how they tend to go for guys who they look like….it’s science people!  you can’t argue with that!  🙂

  20. I will neither confirm nor deny this guess. However, the fact that you think I might look ANYTHING like Colby Keller just made my day.

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