I Guess I Want To Bang Jacob Tyler?

When I initially laid eyes on Jacob Tyler, my first thought was that he wasn’t really my type. Upon further examination—inspired by my newfound initiative to not worry about “types”—I began to notice tiny things that got me excited. Excited in the pants. <– Just in case that wasn’t clear in the first place.

The size and color of his nipples acted as a starting point. Now, I realize that might not be the first thing you’d get excited about when you see Jacob, but I had to start somewhere!

After that, my eyes zeroed in on his kissable lips, suckable toes, classic physique and those slightly hairy legs (which would look great spread open wide on my bed, with his ankles in the air). The combination of these factors led to this totally random post. I hope you enjoy Jacob as much as I learned to enjoy him.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Troy Wise

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678 thoughts on “I Guess I Want To Bang Jacob Tyler?

  1. Say what you will about the chest, stomach, or more southern areas of the anatomy,  there ought to be  law forbidding men to shave their pits!

  2. This is a pretty damn good lookin’ kid, but even so, I have to submit my agreement with RoadRunner86 on this one.

  3. I trim my pits way more often than anything else. Deodorant just lasts longer without all that hair.

  4. C’mon, I know it’s just an expression, but could we stop mock begging for legislation regarding people’s grooming choices.

    or tatoo choices

    or piercing choices

    well I suppose that’d cut commentary to a trickle…so I guess just keep on. 

    I wonder what political party would be more likely to hypothetically propose such a law. 

  5. Who saids he shave his pitts ?  My pitts are just like his and I have never shaved my pitts ( LOL  no reason to  have about 3 strings of hair under each arm ) .

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