On the ever-growing list of things I need to do with Rich Kelly, “jizzing on his beard” has risen to the very top. The hairy gay porn newcomer caught my attention back in May, and now, his bushier facial hair has caused me to fall deeply in lust with him in the sort of way where I want to bury my nose in his thick dark pubes while aggressively driving my dick into his fuzzy hole…
And then I want to jizz on his beard.
Quite frankly, I would be willing to do anything Rich wanted to do, as long as the end result involved a creamy load blown onto his chin and/or cheeks. It should actually be considered a criminal offense that Matthew Stevens didn’t end their encounter this way, because really, what the hell was he thinking? You can’t have a beard like that in front of you and not jizz on it. That’s just unacceptable.
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– Dewitt
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sunburned homeless dude
Is that what’s written in your profile?
C’mon, can’t you just either appreciate a good looking man or not write anything nasty about him if you don’t find him attractive?
Fuck the beard, look at his AMAZING EYES. Holy shit, you could get lost in them forever.
What else is the internet for?
I love how you come to every porn star’s rescue! You’re a very specialized superhero.
Not every porn star’s rescue…only those who’ve been insulted by small minded, ignorant little twats who get off on demeaning others to feel better about themselves due to their lack of self esteem and the need to bring others down so they can feel elevated.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, UP, UP, AND AWAAAAAY
right on dude
I love the double ass eating shot that was hott i love to rim and be rimed
Calling me a small minded, ignorant twat demeaned me. You’re just as bad as me, according to your rules. Do you feel elevated now?
Reread my post, and I didn’t see where I called you anything. I was generalizing… guilty conscience?
But, if the shoe fits…
There is a difference between writing malicious, nasty, insulting remarks based solely on ones appearance (which is what you did), and calling someone out on it.
1. How clever you are! Your insinuation was a clear as a Proactive user’s face. Your semantics are failing.
2. “Sunburned homeless dude” is a character description for a Law and Order episode, HARDLY a “malicious, nasty, AND insulting” level. You may now be known as Captain Hyperbole! 🙂
3. *one’s
4. Thanks for playing along. I knew you wouldn’t disappoint.
I rather enjoy seeing you go on the offensive. OMG I made a typo, my whole point is nullified! So, you applied a negative quote from a TV show to a guy. Does that mean you didn’t intend it to reflect your opinion? When you wrote it for this model, you certainly did mean for it to be offensive. Then, when someone called you out on it, you went into attack mode, because how dare someone mention you were being a jerk. Now my opinion is solidified… I think you are nothing but a hyper-aggressive, insulting, small jerk.
Damn, I love this hairy fucker!
As we say in the gaming world, he’s a bit butthurt