I Saw “Catching Fire” And All I Got Was This Lousy Erection

You’re probably sick of seeing Jennifer Lawrence everywhere you turn except your bathroom. And she’s probably hiding behind the shower curtain in there, too. Nevertheless, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire is a pretty good flick and a lot better than the first one.

This is mostly because they added a hot new character who runs around without a shirt on, because he’s like a merman or something. Finnick Odair is played by British actor Sam Claflin. And he is what they used to call fffooinnneeee. Take Sam, keep Gale (Liam Hemsworth) and Peeta (Josh Hutcherson), and throw in a little of former underwear model Alan Ritchson, and you’re all “Katniss what Mockingjay huh, wow – Josh Hutcherson is bending over in that wetsuit…”

The future might be highly depressing, but at least there’s hot ass to distract you.

– J. Harvey

Check out the men of Catching Fire below. Which one are you partial to?

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Liam Hemsworth:

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Josh Hutcherson:

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Sam Claflin:

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Alan Ritchson:

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13 thoughts on “I Saw “Catching Fire” And All I Got Was This Lousy Erection

  1. I like to think that Peeta took on Finnick and Gloss at the same time in a really HARD fought battle behind the cornucopia.

  2. so what’s with the mist in front of the guy’s junk when they are in those “wet”suits? lol

  3. Peeta has the best face.. its so squared and masculine I love it..Alan is sexy too i’ve always wanted him since “blue mountain state”

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