It is scientifically proven (by my dick) that Cody Belew is the sexiest contestant to ever appear on The Voice, and Josiah Hawley can sit his pretty boy ass down on a giant dildo called obscurity. The bearded, gyrating country boy stole my heart (and my boner) on the third season of the NBC singing competition, and now he has a new single out that I’m going to say is great! Because that’s what you do when you find people attractive! You lie to them and butter them up until they’re naked in your bed with your dick buried as deep as humanly possible up their fuzzy holes, as they purr in their Southern accent about how good it feels that you’re inside of them…
Seriously, though, “You Make Me Wanna” might be objectively terrible. It sounds like Prince and Jason Mraz had a baby together, then Michael Jackson stole that baby and dangled it over a balcony. That’s a generous description, and yet, I’ve listened to it approximately 69 times this morning. Because that’s what you do when you find people attractive! You deal with their flaws and shortcomings until you love them, and now I might love this dumb, cheesy song with every bone of my body (but especially my dick).
Ugh, I wanna make Cody Belew say “OH”.
– Dewitt
Listen to Cody Belew’s new single “You Make Me Wanna” below:
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God, that song is terrible. But Cody is freaking gorgeous.
RIGHT?!?!
I hoped Cody would’ve lasted longer on the Voice. I got an instant hard on when I first saw him as I was dreaming about what he looked like naked with his ass riding my cock….or me riding his.
He’s so cute. I loved when he freaked out when the judges’ chairs turned around for him.