I’m Conflicted.

Don’t worry! This isn’t a Bi The Way post about how I’d consider switching teams for Kim Kardashian. Because I wouldn’t. Look, I love asses as much as the next man, and there are some chicks I’d consider doing… But I basically just turtled at the thought of sticking it in a Kardashian*.

Rob Kardashian is the exception. He could, as the kids say, “get it”. Then again, I guess there’s the whole “he has a penis” thing that appeals to me, so that doesn’t really count.

Wait, where was I going with this post? Oh yeah! Kim Kardashian raised $50,000 for The Trevor Project, and I’m not sure if that means I have to stop thinking she’s useless. While it wasn’t technically her “hard earned” money, she still did something for a good cause, right? Debate amongst yourselves!

There should be no question where J. Harvey stands on this issue. He stated, via IM: “She could give 10 million, and I would still loathe that cunt.”

– Dewitt

* Sticking It In A Kardashian: A new series, coming to E! television this fall!

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1,220 thoughts on “I’m Conflicted.

  1. If by “Sticking It In A Kardashian”, you mean with an edged weapon – I’m ok with that.

  2. I just hate this fucking vapid whore. I could respect it if it just announced “look, I’m a media hungry whore bag, and I want to remain relevant even though I have no legitimate reason for being so.” That might make it okay. …but I doubt it.

  3. How much did her “wedding” cost?
    $50,000 ain’t shit…
    Please let her sink back into the obscurity from which she crawled, ass first.

  4. haha she is hot, even though she is a vapid attention seeking whore that probs passes around sti’s like lollipops to small children on halloween

  5. Ugh, she’s got those DUMB EYES.   Maybe you’re secretly straight or just have bad taste.

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