I know what you’re all thinking! Who is this Gay Duncan character? Is he half as bad as those illiterate flops named Gay Evan and Gay Skylar? And the answer is just plain “no”! Those two used to be my best friends until they decided I was too fat for them, but at 280 pounds, I can still twerk better than them and I am not a virgin loser. I’m a proud bottom chub, and most importantly, I know a thing or two about real music like Rihanna, Miley Cyrus and the true queen of everything, Britney Spears.
Speaking of which, the living legend has descended upon us mere mortals to gift us with her sassy new masterpiece “Work Bitch”, and believe me when I say that it is EVERYTHING! The throbbing club beat, produced by will.i.am and some Swedish guys, hits you so hard that you can’t do anything but shake your ass, and I can’t wait to make my jelly bounce on some hot top’s dick while playing this in the background. Damn, this hot track just makes me want to swallow gallons of cum, then strut down a runway like a true diva bitch! To call it “fierce” would be an understatement. Ferocious is more like it!
Listen to Britney Spears’ revolutionary new single below:
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This. Is. Awful. I am GAGGING and not because it’s FIERCE! The article, the song, calling Britney a living legend?!
GAGGING. That says it all.
I thought will.i.am’s collaboration with Ke$ha sounded like a bad Fergie song. It sounds like Shakespeare compared to Britney’s new song. Wow!
You Mad? 🙂
This is actually an Otto Knows production, not Will.I.Am, he’s just credited as a writter and executive producer.
I don’t know how well this will be received by mainstream radio, but it is definitely something new from Britney and very hard! I’m loving it.
love gettin’ slutty to some Britney 😉
Disappointed. Is the gay scene now so uncultured that this talent-less bimbo is considered a living legend? That this auto-wrecked song that attempts to be drag and fierce falls flatter than a bad hair day? Not mad, just disappointed that this shit is even being talked about. Because it is a shitty piece of music, if you can even call it music.
Horrible! This is ‘real’ music? Techno shit “sung” by a washed up train wreck is not real music.
I love all the bitter gay men complaining about how shitty music is nowadays and how much better it was “back in the day”.
Go secretly listen to these guilty pleasures and pretend you’re too cool for them.
This is a BOP!
For something that is trying to be high energy, it really just fell flat. It’s too generic and bland to earn the label of being FIERCE. Britney fans may be thrilled but it illustrates the lack of creativity going on in her camp. She’s a one trick pony and her producers stick to the same formula of putting her thin vocals over a throbbing beat.
I know! Ugh, I hate when people like things that I don’t! Rawr! It’s my favorite though to go onto blogs and announce my dislike and then make sweeping generalizations about the demographic that I perceive as having a viewpoint other than mine!
Isn’t this a DISCUSSION board? Where we are supposed to post our OPINIONS and be allowed to have them? Yes, I believe that is the purpose of this. So, instead of attacking the person behind the post – let’s find proof that he’s wrong. Oh … wait … this is a blog about Britney Spears’ newest auto-tuned attempt to stay relevant. One in which her vocals, if they are indeed actually hers, do not remotely sound like her. And the audio level between vocal and back beat is such that it’s difficult to understand the words coming out of her mouth.
Considering I’m in the under 30 crowd, I can’t say as I was out clubbing when dance music was at it’s peak. But I did grow up listening to Motown, country from the 50s to 90s, and the original pop divas. And let’s be honest – while some newer singers are worthy of being even a guilty pleasure, and back in the day that DID include Britney – this isn’t worthy of even Britney at her peak. That says it all. If she was still at her top and relevant, she never would have touched this.
Britney who?