Did anyone know “orgy captain” was a thing? I didn’t until the always lovable (and those nipples…you’ll see what I mean) Colby Keller told me so! Have you ever wanted to throw an orgy? Think about it – a multitude of hot cocks, butts, mouths, hands, pecs, bodies, and faces all thrusting and groaning and shooting and….fuck, I just came.
Colby is here with the ten things you need to do to throw a successful group sex event. Do you think Colby will take me into his “orgy captain” internship program?
– J. Harvey
Photo credit: Gabe Ayala
For more of Colby Keller, check him out on his blog and on Twitter!
Oh, and VERY IMPORTANT! Colby is going on tour with his co-blogger/performance artist Karl Marxxx! Look for the deets after the JUMP:
Colby Does America!
Ten year porn veteran and popular art-nerd porn blogger, Colby Keller hits the road for more adventures with Big Shoe Diaries. Keller, 31 will be driving with co-blogger and queer performance artist Karl Marxxx of the Big Shoe Team from NYC to Seattle, Washington August 10th to 18th to see and share the funniest and randiest that the northern United States have to offer. Colby, the resident Manhunt.net sex advice vlogger is also hoping to secure engagements at bars/clubs/community centers/bachelor and bachelorette parties for his infamous “Colby Keller Spanking Station.”
Know of a crazy I SEE PENIS landmark Colby shouldn’t miss?
Want to book Colby for a night of spanking at your club or porn-friendly private house party?
Send us an email at Big Shoe Diaries – that’s bigshoediaries@gmail.com OR lawntattoo@gmail.com
We’ll be conducting interviews, hopefully hosting some events and taking photos of everything gay and perverted along the way. But we need your help. Spread the word to party planners, club owners, gallerists, artists we should interview and randy local tour guides so that we can make this trip the best possible.
Our current (and relatively flexible) itinerary is as follows:
August 10th (Pittsburgh or Cleveland)
August 11th (Chicago or Madison)
August 12th (Minneapolis)
August 13th somewhere in North/South Dakota
August 14th somewhere in Montana
August 15th somewhere in Idaho/Utah/western Oregon
August 16th Portland
August 17th Seattle
Help us secure our timeline and tell us what we should see!!! See you on the open road!
Colby Keller & Karl Marxxx Do America!
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I’ve been invited to orgies on Manhunt but I nervously decline. What if you’re not into any of the guys that show up other than the guy who invited you or EVEN WORSE nobody is into you! The ugly duckling. I’d be sad and sexually frustrated. Haha.
he’s very cute but def seems satisfied with himself. not that that is a bad thing mind you, just an observance.
No NYC?
Hey, CockConqueror…….if no one is into you, or you don’t find anyone else to your liking, just sit back and watch the action. See who goes to whom. What do they like to do? Which one has the biggest cock? Which ones are cut or uncut? Which ones are smooth or hairy? I always enjoy seeing all these guys with their cocks, balls (my favourite —- low hanging ones make me drool), and ass moving around. If nothing happens with me, at least I had a good viewing.
I dunno- I just prefer my sex to be one-on-one. To each his own, I guess, but I’ve just never been into the whole “Mirror, Mirror on the ceiling- who the hell is that I’m feeling?” scene. Call me old fashioned, but I dare say orgies in real life are not often, if ever, how they are presented in porn.
Pathetic.
I think he forgot one important rule, but maybe it is related to number 10 — if you “finish early,” stay in the game and make sure everyone else present is taken care of.
CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS!!!!!
On a side note – that picture of Colby that was used is the first and only time I found him attractive.
Oh please do come to Madison. I’m in Milwaukee, but would definitely make the trek to see you there. Or Chicago, really, but I think Madison would be more fun and less crowded. You could definitely schedule something at Woof’s Bar.
I was gonna plead to you to come to Milwaukee since you mentioned both Madison and Chicago. Would love to see you in person. Keep us posted where you will be.
Tips were practical, most important though are that the guys are trust worthy – you want to do it I recommend starting with a three, two other guys that you have already met and going from there – rather than blanket invite to all and sundry. Also condoms.
Also, next interview, please get him to say where he got that onsie vest and pants thing – I really want one 😉
I have been to two orgies that were well organized. The host had made it known ahead of time that everyone was to “play nice”, that is everyone would be included, so no one would feel left out. The group was made up of real men, not porn-type models. Some had washboard abs, but other needed to lose a few pounds. A few were older, a few younger, but everyone had great fun. We all played safely. Condoms, lube and a clean environment was provided.
I have been to two orgies that were well organized. The host had made it known ahead of time that everyone was to “play nice”, that is everyone would be included, so no one would feel left out. The group was made up of real men, not porn-type models. Some had washboard abs, but other needed to lose a few pounds. A few were older, a few younger, but everyone had great fun. We all played safely. Condoms, lube and a clean environment was provided.
I have been to two orgies that were well organized. The host had made it known ahead of time that everyone was to “play nice”, that is everyone would be included, so no one would feel left out. The group was made up of real men, not porn-type models. Some had washboard abs, but other needed to lose a few pounds. A few were older, a few younger, but everyone had great fun. We all played safely. Condoms, lube and a clean environment was provided.