In Which A Hot Boy Makes Out With A Pizza Slice…

Reading through the comments on Marco Castro‘s short film “Slice“, it appears that most viewers don’t “get” it. Honestly, we’re not sure what’s so difficult to understand! It’s a hot boy standing on a roof, wearing nothing but a Metallica t-shirt and gray briefs. He’s making love to a slice of pizza, as he gyrates and touches himself to Paul Young‘s “Every Time You Go Away”. It’s not that complicated, folks! Get with the program.

Sure, the video’s a bit strange with its homoerotic food porn vibe. But in all seriousness? We’d watch model Asher Caplan do anything in his underwear for four minutes. And those of you who think he’s too skinny can’t even make snarky “eat a sandwich” remarks, because this entire clip revolves around him stuffing his face.

– Dewitt

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15 thoughts on “In Which A Hot Boy Makes Out With A Pizza Slice…

  1. This short film is obviously subverting the gay community’s dichotomous obsession with physical perfection and the aforementioned “go eat a pie” attitude. We simultaneously lust for and reject perfection; we yearn to possess it as well as those who already do, yet resent ourselves for not being the ideal and resent the ideal for setting unrealistic expectations. It is from this dissonance that the iconoclastic and ultimately self-destructive “go eat a pie” attitude emerges, and it is with this dissonance that Slice so happily plays, showing a thin, young and undoubtedly attractive male model erotically eating a slice of pizza – with obvious Freudian overtones – whilst sensually caressing himself, before collapsing to the floor with what we can only assume to be sexual exhaustion; at once destroying the image of the toned demigod who never seems to eat and replacing it with an all too human image of perfection and acceptance of ones body. Indeed, this man could be most of us on a Saturday night and he seems to be his enjoying his own company quite a bit. So, why don’t we?

  2. Granted, he has a great body, but this “film” (if you wanna call it that) was just ridiculous.

  3. Granted, he has a great body, but this “film” (if you wanna call it that) was just ridiculous.

  4. new meaning to the term “food porn.” It does make me want pizza, though…haha

  5. damn,, who knew eatting pizza was so sexy ?????? wish i had a boy-next-door that looked like him 😀 yummy

  6. You know it’s one thing to love pizza, it’s another thing to LOVE pizza. I think we just saw the latter.

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