International Escort Picks of the Month as Compiled by Author Dennis Cooper

It doesn’t matter if you’re well-versed in it or not, being in the market for an escort can be a position fraught with difficulties and danger. That’s why this post is going to be very helpful regardless of which category you fall into and here’s why:

Every month, author Dennis Cooper compiles a list of notable escorts from around the world (no implication that he has personal knowledge of each of these intended) and publishes it on his blog, The Weaklings. The list for October just went up. And if you don’t already know Dennis Cooper’s work, then this list is probably not necessarily what you think it is.

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For example: meet EdieSedgwick, 18 in Dubai. He enjoys soft S&M and… Oh, let’s let him tell you what he likes:

I think, I am the most beautiful and cutest boy anyone has ever seen in their lives so far on this fucking planet…!!! I am out of my mind. $700 Us for 1 hour. Just WoW!

Here’s his introduction video:

So what you’re really getting here is a list of escorts who are, for the most part, inarticulately describing themselves as objects to buy, and in the process, they are revealing all sorts of both hilarious and deeply sad facts about themselves. None of this is a big surprise considering who compiled the list.

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Meet The_Smiling_Bottom, 18 from Louisville.

I’m poor.
I need help from everyone.
I can do what you want.
Call me, I absolutely love other guys voice on the phone, it turns me on in an instant.
I’m not good at communicating in English with my mouth but my ass speak fluently.
I didn’t write this with my mouth.

Rate for the night: $100

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Or, moneywithoutsex, 20 from Kosovo.

hello guys looking for money without sex………… at d most i can strip for but nothing beyond that i need money badly…………… only older men – not fat – not smooth……………….. unless you keep your clothes on den you can be smooth – not fat………………. unless you don’t care if i have a boner den you can be fat i guess but ugh………………

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And I could go on but I’ll let you peruse them at your leisure. Suffice to say, Dennis Cooper is a fascinating man who was once called “The Most Dangerous Writer in America” by The Village Voice, and his books are beautiful, dark, sad and disturbing, but they can also be funny. Most of his characters resemble the boys profiled in his escort lists, so it’s no surprise that he compiles them each month.

I think it’s safe to say that I was never the same again after, at the age of seventeen, discovering Frisk in an overstocked, badly lit mainstream book shop owned by a friend of mine’s father.

– Charley Flynn.

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