Introducing The Dick Towel

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Awesome! Hilarious! You have to have one! Okay, so maybe you don't need to have one, but I still think the Dick Towel is pretty fucking funny. Even though I would never purchase a novelty item like this, I'm loving the consciously bad acting in the commercial. And yes, this is an actual product.

Concerned about your dick size? Maybe you should get a Dick Towel and show off the hung side of it. I'm sure no one would notice. I mean, look at how realistic those cartoon penises are…

– Dewitt

UPDATE: Ha! I didn't even realize this was related to It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Maybe I need to start watching that show? I hear it's great.

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One thought on “Introducing The Dick Towel

  1. LOL>>..we may have lost the WORLD SERIES this year…but it’s always sunny here in Philly. Great show.
    Check out my twitter page(@Entertainment2u) for ANOTHER link to the OTHER merchandise they showcased on last nite’s ep: KITTEN MITTENS.
    FUN STUFF.

  2. LOL it’s even sunnier n New York now that the Yankee’s r the world series champions .

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