Last week's "Battle of The Hard-Ons" wound up being one of our most popular editions of iPhone Wars ever. Perhaps this had something to do with all the hard, huge cocks we asked you to choose from? Unfortunately, today's competitors don't show off their wangs for you. But now that we've gotten the bad news out of the way, here's the catch–they're all extremely hot.
At the moment, I'm torn between Contestant A and Contestant D. If I manage to get over the ridiculousness of the "licking my bicep" pose, there's no doubt that Contestant A has this one in the bag. Who do you think should win this round?
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Guys With iPhones
To see the full size pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
Gah, I’m so torn between A and B. I kind of wish B had a hairy chest, just to break the tie. Eh, I went with him, anyway. I tend to like my guys a little more mature.
BTW, D, you’re cute, but not quite enough to distract me from the hair, the piercings, and the tats. Sorry.
contestant B gets my vote
B, look at dem jeans!
I know D 😀
D is def hot … I love pierced nips!
many good choices… but B is just being unfair… 😛
D??? seriously? I mean i’d still have sex with him, but i find him to be the least attractive out of all the guys. Not because of the tats. i don’t care about that, but that face….
I’m sorry. I’m being a bitchy queen. Dammit, I’m devolving!
I loved D!! I mean, he might not have the “cutest” face, but I like men not porcelain dolls!!
I loved the tatoos, the pierciengs, the body shape, the manly face. And being the only one who’s smiling like “I don’t give a damn to look sexy” just got my eyes, my hearth and my tent!! Thumbs for “D”, Boo to gay gym divas!! =)
D is fugly. I liked A. I love that area just below his belly button, very sexy.
D reminded me of a young, albeit “punk”, Jack Nicholson…so I went with him.
A not only shows off his physique, but also shows that he has a sense of humour too. This makes him a clear winner for me.