The contestants in today’s edition of iPhone Wars may not look anything alike, but they all have one thing in common–I’ve slept with every single one of them. Just kidding! Only one of them has ridden on my dick.* However, all four of them are showing off their armpits on Guys With iPhones.
If you were forced to choose between these men, who would be your number one choice? As always, be nice while making your selection! You can show your support for your favorite guy without pulling apart or critiquing the other contestants. Let’s not forget that these are real people!
– Dewitt
* Still just kidding. But they all have an open invitation to my bedroom.
Photo credit: Guys With iPhones
To check out the full pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
Guess it depends what the armpit is attached to. “D” is the best looking and the sexiest, Easy choice.
Had to go with C … the scruff, the fur, the eyes …
Forget D’s name, but he’s a total sweetheart. C wins my vote though 😡
Im down with D, seemingly a guy’s guy – my type. Points off to the pit shaver/trimmer that is B.
Mmmm C has the most sex appeal and the hottest armpits. Yumm
Not into armpits so, B shows, the least armpits, more bicepts ;-)lol
I can’t stand when guys take pics like this, or flex their arm. I avoid them immediately. And why hasn’t anyone figured out how to take their pics WITHOUT looking in the darn mirror ? It’s so easy, yes, even a caveman could do it.
none,
what are they flexing?
i voted for “A.”
based on the pictures, i don’t feel any sparks from the other contestants.
(“A” looks like he has some flavour, at least!)
This makes me smile alot…
No sparks with any but I voted B! Just saying..other guys too hairy..
“A” was hott but needed to shed the shirt to get my vote…so “B” wins in my eyes cause he is yg, tite and lean fucker…yummy…the others r fur rugs…put them on the floor not in my bed…lol
i voted for D because he was the hottest choce but I cant stand armpit pics
A looks familiar. Who is he?
C is strangely familiar, from austin. tx? he gets my vote whether or not he is from here
I hate myself for having to choose between C and D 🙁
What. I saw someone made their comment bold. Does html work in these things?
YESSSSSS. Now my comments can have proper emphasis on the correct syllables.
All yummy but B, C or D? B C D? B C D? In the end D was the winner.
Am I the only one that’s looking at B’s picture and thinking that he looks awfully like the dude from Six Feet Under? I believe his character’s name was Rico.