iPhone Wars: Battle of The Blockage

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Sure, the title of this edition of iPhone Wars may be incredibly unsexy for various reasons, but we're convinced that the four guys we've chosen to compete should fulfill your sexy quota for the day. Unfortunately, they're all hiding their crotches behind random objects, so you'll have to use your imagination a bit.

If you could remove one (and only one) of those objects, which one would it be? I'm having trouble deciding between the football and the mug. Click through to get a closer look and choose your winning man!

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Guys With iPhones

To see full-size pictures and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

CONTESTANT A:

[porn][Jayden Grey]44756370

CONTESTANT B:

0-84-383217452_4136840

CONTESTANT C:

Rustyigfor

CONTESTANT D:

-2_4

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22 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Blockage

  1. that’s what i’m saying. no rants? speeches of outrage? No one explaining why they picked the guy they picked?
    This is weird. I’M SCARED!!!

  2. that’s what i’m saying. no rants? speeches of outrage? No one explaining why they picked the guy they picked?
    This is weird. I’M SCARED!!!

  3. that’s what i’m saying. no rants? speeches of outrage? No one explaining why they picked the guy they picked?
    This is weird. I’M SCARED!!!

  4. that’s what i’m saying. no rants? speeches of outrage? No one explaining why they picked the guy they picked?
    This is weird. I’M SCARED!!!

  5. while they are all sexy, a and c are the 2 i prefer, and i happen to like a little bit of tattoo and a little scruff on the face so i went with c

  6. uhm they are all fucking hot except the last guy. Sorry he isnt cute. PASS
    but dayum on the other guys! fucking yummy!

  7. besides “B,” none of these contestents do anything for me (ESPECIALLY “Blurry & Pasty A, with the 2 Liter Coke in the background”).
    and “B” is pushing it because i can’t even see all of his face — i would hate for me to have Second Thoughts about the guy after he takes his shades and ball cap off..
    ..in spite of that, i’m trying to give him The Benefit, by presuming there’s a cute Mocha Guy under the covering.
    (i believe there might be.)
    at any rate, i do know what blog this is, and who will rarely ever win these kind of Popularity Contests, here..
    ..i just don’t feel like picking any battles, here, right this moment.

  8. Eh, none of these guys do much for me. I went with A because it looks like he might have kind of a cute face (though it’s really hard to tell; no focus on an iPhone?).

  9. A has the worst photo. The composition is bad, and blurry. And the sock over the penis thing is so unoriginal. I think C comes off best as a bit naughty, but still modest, which is what the whole ‘blockage’ shot is meant to be about ain’t it?

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