Whoo-hoo! The first time I get to run “iPhone Wars”! It’s an honor and a privilege, Dewitt! One of the most wondrous things about that little rectangle of Apple technology is that it seems to magically coerce hot guys into taking hot pics of themselves with very little clothing. Mr. Jobs should be commended. You don’t even need an app for that!
This week’s contestants are somewhat of a mystery. They’re dudes who have decided to make it all about their bodies by blocking their faces from us. All we really have to go on is their hot abs and, in one case, a gorgeous dick. Decisions, decisions.
– J. Harvey
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
To vote on this week’s iPhone Wars winner, Follow the JUMP:
Contestant A
Contestant B
Contestant C
Contestant D
I voted D… and still would have even without the waist-down view included.
They are actually all amazing! Never had a harder time choosing….
cock whores, all…lol..
I voted “B”, but wish he thought more like “D”….
Contestant A, just because his tattoo !!!
You can put one pic with a cock against the others. Clearly, people are voting for the cock, lol! I like his scruff, and not over-worked body. Cock isn’t bad either 😯
SRY…*can’t
Voted D. Could have cut off at the waist and he’d still get my vote.
Funny how the only one showing cock should be in the lead.. dontcha just love how predictable gay men are? I don’t.
Voted for d. Would have with or without the cock shot
B has the best body … but the mental picture that I form from what I can see behind that camera doesn’t look as pretty. D probably is the best overall, though none of these guys have anything to be ashamed of.
B would have gotten my vote if he didn’t have the douchebag backwards hat thing going on. I’m gay for A!
I agree; it’s something about D’s built that turned me on. LOL
A B and D, wrap them up to go
It’s probably because he’s the only one with any pectoral development. The others, cut as they are, look like they’re one sammich away from an anorexia intervention.
B got my vote.
a here also d is winning cause of the dick yall are whores lol:-)
gay men (painfully) predictable? really?? say it ain’t so! LOL
Douchebag, really?? Maybe its more difficult to take the shot with the hat visor on frontwards…..
I voted 4 B love the cap on backward look and showing just enough of the V ( shape ) 2 spike my intrest