Which of these iPhone owners has an ass that you want to slap it up, flip it, rub it down, and fuck? Thanks, Bell Biv DeVoe.
Do you like juicy booty or small booty? Smooth booty or hairy booty? Booty with a bounce or booty so tight you can bounce a quarter (and your balls) off it? We’ve got basketball booty, palm of your hand booty, pasty booty, tanned booty, furry booty and porcelain booty. Fiery boot….ok, I’ll stop.
– J. Harvey
Photo credit: Guys with iPhones
To vote on the best bum, Follow the JUMP:
Contestant A
Contestant B
Contestant C
Contestant D
No place to vote, but I’m going with C…
Tough call. D please.
C and D r my favorites, love the body on C (great proportions) but an ass bent like D’s, with balls hanging like that, make me wanna dive in for hours….
Tough call between B and C, but I think C wins
C
Guys make passes at dudes with rockin assess…I vote C!
OY to these booties. I’ll go with C because of his body.
I like B & D, but D has all the goods showing so he got my vote!
!!C!!
How did I know this was going to be a topic by, J. Harvey? DIS-CUS-TING!!!
i should of been told about this so i could have submit a pic of this phat bubble butt of an ass i got
It’s a toss up between C and D for me. If I have to choose, I guess I’ll take…(eenie, meenie, miney, mo)…D
Dude, its disGUSTing! You keep spelling it wrong. cmon!
Evidently, the dude is spelling it this way because it makes him want to cus…. er… cusS…. Yeah… Leaves out the second “s” that is supposed to be there. Either way, why D_D finds this post “discusting” is beyond me….
if u had a choice, u’d toss both? lol
ArseLovers of the world thank you for this post.. I’ll have them all on call, and C on hand at all times!
eeewwww A has back hair
I was torn between B and D, but the smooth tan pertness of B got my vote.
HAIRYASSFUCKYEAH
It was a toss up between C & D but voted 4 D just love a tight hot ass with tan lines .
He seems to find everything “discusting”. It’s become a little played now. I guess some people think that every single post here on MHD should be all about them and targeted specifically to them and their needs. If it’s not, then they need to whine about it (like we really need more of that) so that they will get attention…which makes it about them…and so now their needs are met.
I’m vers/bottom, but contestant C is just the only one with nice ass (even though is not THE most lick/fuckable)
A little played? I think it went beyond a little after the very first time he posted it. Lol
Why is me, writing, “discusting” such a big deal? I don’t understand that… Why is it even an issue?