How’s your Tuesday afternoon treating you? Don’t answer yet! Once you scroll through the twenty-six contestants for today’s round of iPhone Wars, your negative feelings will fly out the window and be replaced by a raging erection in your lap. You need to stop sweating the small stuff, and start jerking off so furiously that sweat’s dripping down your forehead.
Thankfully, unlike today’s presidential election, you can vote for as many contestants as you’d like in the Battle of The Boxer-Briefs… So who are your faves? Would any of them qualify for your ultimate fantasy gangbang? What’s the meaning of life? I have so many questions today. So many.
– Dewitt
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
Click through to see all twenty-six pics and cast your vote:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
CONTESTANT E:
CONTESTANT F:
CONTESTANT G:
CONTESTANT H:
CONTESTANT I:
CONTESTANT J:
CONTESTANT K:
CONTESTANT L:
CONTESTANT M:
CONTESTANT N:
CONTESTANT O:
CONTESTANT P:
CONTESTANT Q:
CONTESTANT R:
CONTESTANT S:
CONTESTANT T:
CONTESTANT U:
CONTESTANT V:
CONTESTANT W:
CONTESTANT X:
CONTESTANT Y:
CONTESTANT Z:
Did anyone have an iPhone 5?
Did anyone have an iPhone 5?
I love how the top ones are the classic, “I’m a total douche bag” guys…seriously mh? haven’t you learned anything yet??
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I totally agree! But W is my choice..followed by all the other plastic douchy clones.
W times a million. the only one there who doesn’t look completely obsessed with himself. ugh, gay community, you make me feel so… big-boned.
L all the way, nothing like a wholesome Iowa boy.
J should win just for the pose!
G, K, L, N, O, R, S, W, & Z are now officially in my Christmas list.
G, K, L, N, O, R, S, W, & Z are now officially in my Christmas list.
G, K, L, N, O, R, S, W, & Z are now officially in my Christmas list.
G, K, L, N, O, R, S, W, & Z are now officially in my Christmas list.
G, K, L, N, O, R, S, W, & Z are now officially in my Christmas list.
G, K, L, N, O, R, S, W, & Z are now officially in my Christmas list.
Hot is still hot…even if douche looking.
Do you think we go for personality on a site called “ManHunt”?
I can imagine contestant C talking like Marlin Brando in the Godfather… Looks like he’s from the beef Mafia!
you had me at A…
In the future all mirrors will upload your reflection online, then we’ll all look back on this and laugh at how stupid we all looked.
Also, a scarf? Really!?
In the future all mirrors will upload your reflection online, then we’ll all look back on this and laugh at how stupid we all looked.
Also, a scarf? Really!?
Is Contestant C Matt Cole? If yes, WHAT HAPPENED?!
I’m in a GHOWZ… XD
I’m in a GHOWZ… XD
H in every position possible!
Matt Cole needs to cut the carbs big-time. Or the steroids.
Matt Cole needs to cut the carbs big-time. Or the steroids.
where is the “All of the above”?
where is the “All of the above”?
C H M N O P Z
I didn’t even recognize Matt Cole, contestant C, until I read one of the other comments. He’s way too roided up. Too bad. He used to have a great body. Hope he straightens himself out. I wish him well.
Question: Can anybody tell me what the expression “Douche bag” means?
Question: Can anybody tell me what the expression “Douche bag” means?
Holy fuck! What an awesome collection of so many hot men. I think it would be difficult to pick a favorite out of all that hotness.
Holy fuck! What an awesome collection of so many hot men. I think it would be difficult to pick a favorite out of all that hotness.
Holy fuck! What an awesome collection of so many hot men. I think it would be difficult to pick a favorite out of all that hotness.
Holy fuck! What an awesome collection of so many hot men. I think it would be difficult to pick a favorite out of all that hotness.
why is y in last? he’s one of my favorites…
creo que “O” tiene photoshop :3
creo que “O” tiene photoshop :3
W !!!!
L’s my favorite but In what world does I come before P and U. Lol the scarf.
L’s my favorite but In what world does I come before P and U. Lol the scarf.
jeez. no love for “u” huh?
he’s probably the cutest guy here, besides “w,” even if this particular picture doesn’t show that as well as it could.
anyway, d / h / i / j also piqued my interest.
i’m not sure what to think of “l”..
..or “c”. . . . .