In a big homosexual world full of Andrew Christian and 2wink undies, it’s practically gay sacrilege to admit you’re turned on by boxer shorts. On that note, forgive me for my sins, my dick-loving brothers! Because, uh, I am extremely turned on by boxer shorts.
I wasn’t kidding yesterday when I said “I want to rip a hole in the back of Mike Adder‘s boxers and pound him like the dirty cum slut he’s meant to be”. I literally wanted to fuck him with his boxers on, ’cause there was something about the thought of pulling on that waistband while inside of him, stroking him through the front fly, feeling that blue fabric between my fingers… You know, stuff like that!
Mike and his bubble butt inspired today’s round of iPhone Wars, in which sixteen men in boxers compete for the prize of absolutely nothing. Take a moment to scroll through their pictures and vote for your favorite contestant(s). Remember, you can vote for as many of these guys as you want! No limit.
– Dewitt
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
Click through to see the full pics and cast your vote:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
CONTESTANT E:
CONTESTANT F:
CONTESTANT G:
CONTESTANT H:
CONTESTANT I:
CONTESTANT J:
CONTESTANT K:
CONTESTANT L:
CONTESTANT M:
CONTESTANT N:
CONTESTANT O:
CONTESTANT P:
It’s just plain wrong to juxtapose B and C next to each other!
I’m going B, with a shout out to the sexiness which is E…
Contestant B looks like he was carved out of stone. Almost nobody is able to achieve a body like that! Woof!
It’s just plain wrong because C is INFINITELY SEXIER (to me) than contestant B.
::sigh::
I realize that’s not the popular opinion.
I agree, guys. B is fucking chiseled, and E looks like a lot of fun. They make everyone else look so lame.
B is hot and his body is impressive, but his messy bathroom makes me think he wouldn’t be a very tidy bottom…..pass. It’s all fun and games until someone inadvertently scats all over you….no judgement, just sayin’.
Why do your pictures NEVVVVERRRRRRR work anymore!?!?!?!?!?!? :@
K all the way. second choice would be A.
Were you really paying attention to how clean his bathroom was?!?!?! Just saying 😛
there are too many choices!
a got my vote. k only lost it cause wearing a rosary like a necklace is a pet peeve of mine.
The only one worth voting for was C … bear all the way
several hotties…several cuties…n a few brave men that would pose in boxers…voted B, but praise to them all…not a boxer man myself…being gay i prefer tite contoured briefs or micro briefs…but liked them all
riiiiight?? idc if it’s a rosary, statue of buddha, or some sort of jewish star. give any religious artifact the respect it deserves.
briefs are definitely a nice change of pace. the thing i like about them is the actually give a ‘tent’. a dude pitchin a tent is just as sexy (if not more than) a dude with his cock outlined in briefs.
Considering how much time he spends taking care of his body in the gym and the kitchen, I’m sure he spends just as much time on his personal grooming even if his house is a mess.
I love boxers, I rarely wear anything other kind of underwear. I got my vote, would love to blow him while I reach in his shorts to fondle his balls.
B seriously needs to work on those toothpick legs
You’re not alone! C is the hottest guy on here!
why is most of the pics missing?? cant see contestant B>>>>>ARRRG
His name is NASO. He has a pretty big following on facebook.
I think he is a personal trainer, according to facebook.
He is straight. He has a pretty big following on facebook and he has appeared on television talking about fitness. So I don’t think he is sticking anything up his butt.
Again SAME PROBLEM here!!!! Most of the picts I could not see…YOU know how much that sucks?
NO PICS HAVE BEEN SHOWING UP FOR THE PAST 2 DAYS!!
Good heavens! There are some deliciously hot men there…but for the most part it has nothing to do with them being so hot. E for the win! In fact, maybe you could just do a whole posting on him.
To each his own, but this is why I prefer briefs.
Y’all are crazy. Give me I . I’d about die if he said “lick my biceps and pecs”