iPhone Wars: Battle of The Bulge

Four bulges appear on your computer screen. Only one can move on in the chances of becoming America’s Next Top Peen Bulge. Or maybe it’s just another edition of Manhunt Daily‘s iPhone Wars. We’re not really sure, but you should vote either way.

More than half of you voted last week for Contestant A, so we’re interested to see whether today’s competition will be a little more interesting. As usual, we have to ask you… who are you voting for? Now, who do you think will wind up winning in the end?

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Guys With iPhones

To see the full pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

CONTESTANT A:

CONTESTANT B:

CONTESTANT C:

CONTESTANT D:


20 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Bulge

  1. On bulge alone I would have picked D (nice dick and jockstraps are hot). Don’t mind his tats, but he looks a little scared. Doesn’t instill confidence that he’d know what to do with that tool. A, on the other hand, appears to be quite confident–if not a little non-reciprocal.

  2. I did it strictly on bulge alone as well and picked D. Otherwise I think I would have went with B. B’s cute and has a nice bulge. D was what I saw before the jump and said ok that’s who I’m going for, although D has this wide eyed fuck I got caught looking at kiddy porn kind of look…maybe I should have just picked B huh?

  3. I was all about D from the cropped shots, but seeing the rest of A around that crotch (and, for some reason, only noticing how nice the bulge was in the full shot), heck yes to A. And, considering the whole guy, B comes in a mighty close second.

  4. I can’t tell if I’m insanely turned on by these guys or uninterested.
    They’re all so hot but I find something bothersome about each of them.
    Either way B’s package was too much for me too handle and A was too sexy. I’m torn!

  5. if i were voting on the “bulge æsthetiqué” alone then D would have been my pick.

    but, i also got to see the mugs which went with the bulges.

    because of this, i decided to give my vote to A, instead: he does not appear to be akin to a deer whose gaze is caught in on-coming Headlights.

  6. if i were to be voting on the “bulge æsthetiqué” alone then D would have been my choice.

    but we also got to see the mugs that go along with these bulges.

    so for that reason i gave my vote to A — for he does not remind me of a deer whose gaze was caught in on-coming headlights.

  7. It does annoy me a bit that every week we have these different ‘themes’ to our iPhone wars, but very often people just vote for the hottest person. For me D is not the hottest of th bunch, but he pulls off the ‘bulge’ concept the best

  8. I could not decide between A & D but voted 4 A … D’S tatoo botherred me ( 1ST time tatoo’s bothered me ).

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