To have a fair Battle of The Bulge, we would have to physically track down each of these twenty-six contestants and photograph them wearing the same style of underwear. That would be far too much work for a round of iPhone Wars—and it still wouldn’t take into account growers versus showers—so you’ll just have to deal a little unfairness. Sorry! It’s part of being a grown man. Life isn’t all sunshine, unicorns and rainbows.
Be that as it may, life does involve weird polls where you get to look at a bunch of bulges and decide which one’s the best. Who needs sunshine and fucking unicorns when you’ve got dicks all up in your face?
– Dewitt
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
Check out all twenty-six pics and cast your vote below:
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CONTESTANT G:
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CONTESTANT H:
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CONTESTANT I:
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CONTESTANT J:
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CONTESTANT K:
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CONTESTANT L:
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CONTESTANT N:
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CONTESTANT R:
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CONTESTANT S:
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CONTESTANT T:
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CONTESTANT U:
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I think some guys don’t get the concept of “battle of the bulge”. I’d be one of the first to say that “G” is gorgeous, but come on, third place out of everyone showing!
AMEN!
Wow. 26 guys and not 1 for me.
Wow! I’d like to say “Counselor, you’ve been served!”
N, O, X, and maybe Y and Z. I’d really like G if he were heavier.
Bulges please… Not bonners =/
G has been featured here before! He looks different with shorter hair haha.
What’s going on here? How can B possibly be that far down the list. Look at that package!
Q and B are the same guy….
i wouldn’t mind getting acquainted with the bulges of n, l, e, y, and t, for sure
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do you know which post he was in?