It’s almost been a month since our last round of iPhone Wars, so we’ve got a special treat for today’s edition! This pool of contestants was handpicked by your votes from previous rounds. Basically, that means that there are a lot of pretty faces and sculpted bodies in the mix, with a few big dicks thrown in for good measure (if you’re into that sort of thing).
To make the competition even more interesting, we’ll pit these twenty-six men against our reigning champion, the undefeated and utterly unstoppable Andrew Jakk. Will the newbies be able to take him down once and for all? We’ll find out soon enough! The suspense is killing us. (We hope it lasts.)
– Dewitt
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
Check out pictures of each contestant and cast your vote below:
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CONTESTANT A (Battle of The Losers):
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CONTESTANT B (Battle of The Cock Blockers):
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CONTESTANT C (Battle of The Abs):
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CONTESTANT(S) D (Battle of The Hot Couples):
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CONTESTANT E (Battle of The Randoms):
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CONTESTANT F (Battle of The Whip Out):
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CONTESTANT G (Battle of The Locker Room Studs):
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CONTESTANT H (The Cock Fight):
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CONTESTANT I (Battle of The Cubs):
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CONTESTANT J (Battle of The Boxer Briefs):
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CONTESTANT K (Battle of The Smiles):
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CONTESTANT L (Battle of The Guys With Glasses):
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CONTESTANT M (Battle of The Tattooed Gents):
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CONTESTANT N (Battle of The Armpit Posers):
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CONTESTANT O (Battle of The Towel Boys):
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CONTESTANT P (Battle of The Booty):
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CONTESTANT Q (Battle of The Randoms):
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CONTESTANT R (Battle of The Jockstraps):
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CONTESTANT S (Battle of The Clothed Dudes):
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CONTESTANT T (Battle of The Happy Trails):
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CONTESTANT U (Battle of The Guys With Glasses):
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CONTESTANT V (Battle of The Goofy Faces):
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CONTESTANT W (Battle of The Anonymous Cock):
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CONTESTANT X (Battle of The Abs):
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CONTESTANT Y (Battle of The Hairy Chests):
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CONTESTANT Z (Battle of The Bulge):
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REIGNING CHAMPION (Battle of The Champions):
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Everybody wins! They all must win!
The amount of photoshop help some of those guys received is ridic. funny and fun.
Can’t Belive it!
A “smile” is wining over a “dick” O_o
Is this a dream or size queens aren’t up yet?
God, I love V
I … honestly don’t want to choose. I say we hold a battle royale-style orgy … how will we decide a winner? Easy, the winner is us!
Funny…I went to undergrad with the goofy face guy…
I don’t really like any of these guys! guess it’s because they’ve already been “elected here” once and I tend to think they have shitty taste :p
The guys I love usually rank the lowest in the votes lol
Arent we all tired of the look at me looking at myself in the phone shot yet? Cant people be a little more creative?
If only!
Wow, that’s a hot collection to vote on. It will be interesting to see who makes it to the top of this heap. Good luck hotties and may the odds forever be in your favor.
I know contestant “C” and he is fucking gorgeous!!
A, F, J, M, R, Y, Reigning Champ š
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Aww, I also wanna enter the iPhone Wars? How do I partake?
Category: “Battle Of The PocketRockets”
Aww, I also wanna enter the iPhone Wars? How do I partake?
Category: “Battle Of The PocketRockets”