After last week’s Battle of The Anonymous Cock, you were probably expecting another Battle of The Booty, right? Well, you guessed wrong, because we’re toning it down for this week’s edition of iPhone Wars. All of today’s competitors are (unfortunately) fully clothed.
The last time we did a Battle of The Clothed Dudes, the votes may have been skewed due to the presence of an adorable pussy. That won’t be a problem in this round! All we’ve got are four attractive men concealed behind a thin sheet of fabric. Which one of these gifts are you dying to unwrap?
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Guys With iPhones
To check out the full pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
Clothes?? Like whats the point??? lol
Gotta give it to B…. he’s such a cute little stoner! LOL
pics by urinals are never ok
pics by urinals are never ok
D- representing Dayton!
ok where’s the damn poll?
B ? Seriously? He has the fucking emo looking hair do.. I will take C any day sexy as hell in those tight pants and bet he has a really nice ass.
You know that the contestants are on the ball, but the people running the show dropped it, right off the bat, i.e. contestant A’s picture is published up side down!
‘B’ all the way! Loves me them twinks, lol!
I nominate contestant “E”
I vote for E as well
B is soooo cute =]
I now have minor crushes on both B and D
none?
Who comes up with this shit???
None of them.
A does it for me. The fact that he’s in a public bathroom just adds to it. He’s just waiting for me to arrive, pull those pants down with my teeth and give him the best head ever! If ya’ll are lucky I’ll let him take IPhone pics of the whole scene and post them here at a later date!
A does it for me. The fact that he’s in a public bathroom just adds to it. He’s just waiting for me to arrive, pull those pants down with my teeth and give him the best head ever! If ya’ll are lucky I’ll let him take IPhone pics of the whole scene and post them here at a later date!
Normally you show four guys who while have their own look do have a common style or look and thats half the fun of figuring which one has the edge for you – these four are so different that most guys will have chosen before even seeing the full pictures. It was D for me but surprised B is doing so well maybe all those twink photo shoots you keep running are turning some men to younger models.
(assuming all other conditions are optimal) i will show you the love that you’re not getting in this poll, contestant “A.”
i’m kinda iffy about “D” — it’s like one of those goofy face kinda dealies — ‘not for me,’ in this particular context.
D. Because b and c both look too cocky. And A doesn’t show enough body for iphone cams. D just looks cute and normal. My kind of guy…
Honestly, I had a tough time (or as tough a a time as this sort of shit can give) deciding between A and D, but in the end I couldn’t resist those pretty eyes
D. He’s on manhunt too!
contestant B looks like Fred….not attractive
contestant B looks like Fred….not attractive
B is the go…
Is it just me or does C look a little like Taylor Lautner? I mean I know it’s not, but just wanted to make sure I’m not too insane…
Agree totally! I don’t get the fascination with B either.
C…see?…Si…
Went with D. And I’m not far from Dayton, so he’s more than welcome to hit me up on manhunt……… Just sayin’……….
D hands down
Can’t believe A has the least votes. He’s the most fuckable one there!!!
B wins hands-down and HIS hand is down to where it SHOULD BE! Besides, he’s cute and with a couple more days in the gym could be a certifiable hottie!