iPhone Wars: Battle Of The Crooked Smirks

iPhone Wars

Two boys. Two funny faces. Two bangable bodies. Inspired by Guys With iPhones, our latest feature on MANHUNT Daily is a tournament-style battle of superficiality. In our last edition, an uncut beefcake flexed his way to the top while competing against a messy-haired shirt lifter. So who will reign victorious this time around?

– Dewitt

To vote and check out full-size pictures, follow the JUMP:

CONTESTANT A:

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CONTESTANT B:

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14 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle Of The Crooked Smirks

  1. I think its funny, but the white boy has a black phone and the black boy has a white phone!

  2. it was a tough decision..
    ..but, i will have to cast my vote for (the unknowing?) Contestant B.
    it was tough, because.. ..i don’t think i like either guy…
    …but i will show Solidarity, when i can.

  3. it’s funny that A is in the lead (yes I know just barely) but there are more comments about B. Also what the hell do you mean afersakajamie? what about guy B says “I shower” and guy A says “I Don’t”? especially since A has a towel hanging up that looks like he uses it.

  4. @jacen look at the bottom of your [towel] and you’ll notice it’s a shirt w/ lite stitching from some store like [AE]. the sleeve is actually hanging off the doorknob as well..
    I was halfway joking, but since it’s so important; [B] is clean shaven, looks like he takes care of himself, [A] seems like he’s a good two meals away from being considered [gaunt].
    His [A’s] upperchest is slightly flush as well as his cheeks [which could indicate some activity like drinking, and last time i checked most drunks don’t shower right afterwards…]
    Additionally the style of door, tile selection in [A’s] photo would lead one to believe he was in public bathroom or living in some communal situation.. and dorm inhabitants aren’t super renowned for their showering skills…

  5. Personally, I wouldn’t choose either, but if it was last call, and I was feelin’ randy, I might get the urge to shag with A.
    😉

  6. Okay I choose contestent B! Not only does he have a banging hot body! He is super cute! I’d hit it..I’d even date it!! haha..

  7. A is clearly adorably tall and all yeah yeah.
    B is all “yeah triforce spam underwear, whatevs man, see tat?”
    thus, A wins, cause he just naturally is far more amazing.

  8. Yeah, I say “B”, however, both don’t really do it for me. Maybe it’s the crooked smiles! Ha. Hate when people do things like that in photos.

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