Prepare yourself for a difficult decision! Today's edition of iPhone Wars features four hairy hunks for you to choose from, and even I'm wishing there could be an "all of the above" option. Every time I make up my mind about which guy would look best sprawled out on my mattress, I notice something so incredibly sexy about one of his competitors.
Perhaps you'll have an easier time determining who should be this week's winner. You have until next Monday to vote, so take your time and commit to the man who gets you hardest. Or you could just make a snap judgment and call all of the other guys ugly. Don't act like I don't know how you roll…
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Guys With iPhones
To see the full pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
I would do whatever D told me. That man is ridiculously sexy!!!!
I could truely have a good time N FUCKING all of them but D get my vote he is very FUCKABLE !!!
D is hot, but you can tell he thinks so too
The only reason I didn’t vote all-out for “A” is that he wasn’t flexed… you can tell he’s got great guns. Otherwise, with that beard and the big blue eyes, oh hell yeah… he can make me moan. “D” may be cocky, but his cock would DEFINITELY be serviced!
Since so many people have thrown their support behind and in front of D, I’m gonna go with B. Adorkable with a six-pack? Yes please.
definately d….looks awfully tasty
ranger10 is C
Yea Def D for me. A is not fit..sorry. I’m not into hairy anyway. BUT I vote for D
Yes Dewitt, you need to start adding “all of the above” and “none of the above” options. I can’t pick just one … ARGH!
D was close, but I went with Rockabilly.
I like the “average guy” look that C has, D looks kinda like a douche.
Is it wrong of me to of voted for all of them?
I do love you guys and want to get to know all of you in a very “deep” way (hint hint)
something about “A” allures me..
..something about “D” offputs me.
(unless `D´’s personality is completely different than what his showcased picture implies, then i am afraid i will have to forecast that Sex with that individual might not even be so very great.)
D for douche bag. Fail.
I completely agree with Kyle:
“Adorkable with a six-pack? Yes please.”
Total win.
C is so cute and adorable. D has the best body, and he is the hottest, but the perception you get from that picture is that of a douchebag. So i went with C
C is so cute and adorable. D has the best body, and he is the hottest, but the perception you get from that picture is that of a douchebag. So i went with C
C is so cute and adorable. D has the best body, and he is the hottest, but the perception you get from that picture is that of a douchebag. So i went with C
C is so cute and adorable. D has the best body, and he is the hottest, but the perception you get from that picture is that of a douchebag. So i went with C
A reminds me of Colby Keller, so fuck yes!
C or D…but I’m leaning towards D
C by a mile. Cutie!!
(i kinda proud of myself, not being taken in by Big Muscles, this time.)
(i’m not proud that my fingers seem to be faster than my brain is..)
Umm I hooked up with C and 1) he’s pretty much a douche and 2) he’s small. Everywhere.
I think it’s unfair that you show us these pictures and you do not put links to their original posts. >:|
Wow, the guy with the big tits won!