iPhone Wars: Battle of The Goofy Faces

The contestants on today’s edition of iPhone Wars don’t take themselves too seriously. All four of them are sticking their tongues out and making various “wacky” faces, and we can’t quite decide if it’s ridiculously cute or super awkward. We’re erring on the side of “ridiculously cute”.

If you had to choose, which one of these silly studs would you take home to your place? What would you do with him once you got there? Keep in mind, this is a friendly competition! We encourage you to vote and comment on your favorite man, rather than bad-mouth his fellow contestants…

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Guys With iPhones

To check out the full pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

CONTESTANT A:

CONTESTANT B:

CONTESTANT C:

CONTESTANT D:




24 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Goofy Faces

  1. A is too furry for my preference, B – love black men and bet he’s hung and that tongue, but the lame ass hat … C hasn’t finished coloring in his tats – is that a tat by numbers set? D is cute, love a smooth chest … if only he were 15 yrs older … so it was close, B and D for me … I went with D. Obviously in the minority … now if only D were on MH …

  2. geez, its like you’re reading my mind — I voted the same way for the same reasons! 😉

  3. are there no iPhone men that don’t have abs from here to eternity?
    or do they just no post pics of themselves?

  4. I voted for A because he’s actually making a “goofy face.” C (while hot) and D (also kinda hot) are just sticking out their tongues.

  5. D is too pasty, A too hairy, C is hot, but not as hot as B–for whom my vote went to. (: mmm mmm mmmm what a fine piece of man!

  6. i voted for contestant “A,” this time around.

    maybe for another “contest,” B can get it — the hat kinda distracted me.
    (although i was just fine with his tattoo.)

  7. none, no thankyou 2 had to write on themselves andthe other 2 do nothing for me.

  8. I think you could have critiqued these photos with a little more class instead of sounding like a douche.

  9. You people are idiots. This one is about goofy faces, not a “who’s hot” “who do you like” contest.

  10. His username is youserviceme. I don’t think he’s even heard of class, let alone has it.

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