iPhone Wars: Battle of The Goofy Faces (Part II)

Goofy faces aren’t universally adored in the world of Manhunt, but most of you seem to find it refreshing when attractive guys let their guard down. It shows they have a sense of humor about themselves, and they’re not so hung up on their looks that they can’t have a good time. You have to admit, in an endless sea of dick and ass, it’s nice to know there are people out there with (gasp) personalities.

In today’s Battle of The Goofy Faces (previously seen here), you’ll have to judge the following four contestants based on their expressions alone. Of course, you’ll probably just wind up picking whoever you view as the hottest, which is perfectly okay with us too.

– Dewitt

Photos via: Guys With iPhones

To check out this week’s contestants and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

CONTESTANT A:

CONTESTANT B:

CONTESTANT C:

CONTESTANT D:




589 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Goofy Faces (Part II)

  1. Well, the big diks had me twitching on the mouse, but I went with the hottest dude…mini-hulk “C”.

  2. Oh, Jim! Why so cynical? The whole purpose of these posts is to showcase amateur, “real” guys who aren’t getting paid to pose naked. They just happen to appear on a site called Guys With iPhones, hence the name iPhone Wars.

  3. Ooo, another tough week!

    If A had showed his dick, he’d be my hands down winner.  I think I will still vote for him since I can imagine that long tongue of his running the length of my cock.

    Conversely, B is a fine hunk of man.  If his face had been goofier, I would have picked him.

  4. why do I suspect the “after” picture for C involves cucumber slices over his eyes? LOL

    btw, if these were actual manhunt profiles, all their heads would be cut off. just sayin’

  5. Yeah, this is pretty much a none-of-the-above week for me.  No one gets me wet.  C has a rockin’ body (and I appreciate it he has a skin care routine), B seems like fun and D has that nerdy hotness thing going.

  6. @b202235b0029d225fd8df2fb559f736c:disqus  Christoper07. I agree completely! “B” is perfect just the way he is!

  7. You never know! This might be a secret experiment leading up to their debut gay porn site, which features amateur movies ONLY filmed on iPhones. There are enough horny Apple nerds to make that work. Case in point? Guys with iPhones.

  8. i definitely had to give my vote to the “cucumber-melon” guy.

    and i’m not especially inclined to shag him, anymore than i might want to shag Guy “B.”

    (i can give guy “C” a different kind of facial, if he wants.

    {´protein-enriched, too.})

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