“Goofy” is in the eye of the beholder. Most of these guys are merely sticking out their tongues or opening their mouths real wide, but we’re just going to call them “goofy” for this week’s edition of iPhone Wars, okay? It’ll be appreciated if you just accept this and go along with it, because I’m having one of those days where everything is terrible and the world’s crumbling down around me for no good reason…
But hey! At least I have all these hot, goofy guys to put a smile on my face.
As usual, it’s up to you to decide who’s the hottest from this batch. This is actually one of those rounds where I have NO idea who’s going to win. However, I get the sense that the answer will be obvious once he’s beating everyone by twenty-thirty percent. We’ll see!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Guys With iPhones
Click through to see the full pics and cast your vote:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
CONTESTANT E:
CONTESTANT F:
CONTESTANT G:
CONTESTANT H:
CONTESTANT I:
CONTESTANT J:
CONTESTANT K:
CONTESTANT L:
Thats not even a contest…L dominates everyone else
i dunno, A, B, E, G, and I are all pretty hot. especially E, that cute little ass is just begging for it
I would most like to bang K, but being that is about goofiness I had to pick L. Look at him, a silly indian all painted up with his tongue hanging out!!
The abs and arms and chest and scruff had nothing to do with it.
c…..he has that silly clark kent look about him…. imagine what SUPERPOWERS are hidden under those camoshorts!!!
omg, i know contestant J — we used to date — holy fuck!
I voted for your ex. He looks like he’d be a lot of fun.
J>L>B
Was between C & L … & B … but went with C as he’s beefy and muscled, but love L’s muscled body too … B is just cute
I’m pretty sure L is Josey Greenwell gay country music singer
I is just the cutest thing.
C or l!!! I’m So torn!
So much gay face in one post…I’m shocked this didnt crash the mh server
L is for Landslide… how shocking (?predicatble) is that?
Were we supposed to vote for who has the goofiest face…or who is hottest despite their goofy face. Clearly I misvoted as I went with the former. so sad.
I suppose my only option is the Racist Indian Costumed guy.
L looks like he just walked away from an Andrew Christian video shoot if u haven’t seen it check it out
http://www.andrewchristian.com/socialvideos/tagme/
Voted for your ex too. Goofy look+hot body+ great accessorizing = win
Contestant L’s win is kind of alarming in that this community would let something somewhat racist, by so wide a margin, prevail.