Four hot guys in gym shorts. There isn’t really much more to say about today’s round of iPhone Wars. Alas, I suppose I’ll try to say something else right now? Two of them are hairy! Two of them are smooth! None of them have (visible) tattoos! They’re all guys. They’re all wearing gym shorts. And they’re all hot.
Um, how was that? Did my excellent description pique your interest? Are you ready to vote like you’ve never voted before? Let’s get down to business. Clearly, I have nothing of importance to say in this post (or ever, for that matter).
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Guys With iPhones
Click through to see the full pics and cast your vote:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
This was hard. A, B, and D were really hot.
A…AAAAAAAAAA…I want him to slide into bed with me and make me his bitch…then cuddle and keep me warm after. SOOO fucking hot
This is ridiculous. It is IMPOSSIBLE to just choose 1 of these guys. If ever we needed an “all of the above” option, it is this week. EXCELLENT choices, Dewitt!
A is perfect..
Vote B, as I gotta give some love that that cock outline in the gym shorts…
A is my fantasy come true!
Definitely A. Great smile and all of that hair to play in.
I like C’s body a bit better but his face……. So I went with A overall the better package
B C A D … A and C are switched only as I’m more into smooth than hairy …
I vote B…
and yo Mr C! Message for you..you look into the MIRROR when taking your pic and not the CAMERA…duh! Where are those “unlockables” posts you used to have on here anyway???
I’m contestant A! Thank you guys for the comments!! I’ll never thought to be on this site! But I’m really glad! I took the photo ages ago….
You’re a damn hot guy and deserve all the attention you get….woofers to the hairy hunk!
Thank you!! really!
I can’t choose!
A is the cutest
B is the hunkiest
C is the most handsome
D is the most smoldering
I agree with RoadRunner….gotta love the outline of that cockhead in that picture; second choice is A……
daddysal on MH, give me a shout sometime!
It was a hard choice for me choosing between A, B, and D. However, my choice was B. D is attractive, but he could learn how to smile.
Am I the only one that has seen A posted all over the internet on multiple occasions in multiple scenarios?
I mean, he’s hot enough.
And yet I have yet to jack off to him…time to fix that.
I think I have but without all the hair ……………………
DAM Dewit when is M/H going 2 get all of the above box ? All FUCKING HOT !! BTW I voted 4 B…………………………
A your extremely hot, but you also have a very cute face!
Wow, hard decision between A and B!
omg I think I have seen you on manhunt before, you very hot are u from nyc?
-furry?
i went with a but if b grew out his chest hair than would have got it
A…all the way, come on I want to grab him from the waist and have my tounge buried down his throat.
I have NEVER posted anything unkind about anybody EVER and
I’m NOT about to start now but …. contestant A????? NO thank you I DON’T like
men that are so extremely hairy. For me contestant B has it all: Handsome
beyond words, sexy, strong animal magnetism, a body that gets my juices flowing
like a river about to burst it’s confines AND he looks like he could definitely
make me HOWL with pleasure what else does a person need? Oh yes, I don’t have
to worry about spitting up a hairball after each encounter [I don’t think that
once with him will be enough]
::sigh::
You could have just told us how hot Contestant B is… No need to tear down another contestant.
Samwell. You are a liar. I am contestant A and yes when I had manhunt my name was Furry and yes. I’ve had a lot of pics posted around the Internet but its all good. Thanks boys. Xo
Wow….you’re kinda a bitch aren’t ya?
Please explain: How exactly did I tear down another contestant?
I haven’t said anything unkind about anyone. I simply stated
my preference without disparaging anyone. Okay granted one might think that
what I stated was a dig at contestant A although that was NEVER intended. I understand
that many, Many men LOVE hairy men, but I’m not one of those men. But since
everyone has been so lyrical about contestant A, I thought it was all right for
me to express my admiration for contestant B and also explain why I’m not so
charmed by contestant A [nothing personal]. But I guess was wrong and I will
NOT be making that mistake again. If I offended anyone especially contestant A,
I wholeheartedly apologize.
why lie when that picture is not you…?
Where are these “lots of pics”?!
i made my choice. D for sure, Dewitt, is he single and can i get introduced to him?! he’s my idea of Mr. Right!