For this week’s edition of iPhone Wars, we’ve rounded up twenty-six men with hairy chests to compete for the ultimate prize of bragging rights and the sheer satisfaction that hundreds of men worldwide are jerking off to their pictures. We know it’s not much, but what do you expect us to do? Track down each winner and hand-deliver him a gift basket full of dildos and roses? We’re too lazy for that shit.
As usual, scroll through the selected pictures and vote for your favorite contestant(s). Remember, you can vote for more than one guy, but you can only vote once! Make it count… Because, clearly, there’s a lot at stake?
– Dewitt
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
Check out all twenty-six pics and cast your vote below:
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CONTESTANT T:
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I realize that we are voting on hairy chests, but do these guys ever really take a look at their facial expressions before uploading?
W is a porn star, but I don’t recall his name
Is it possible to vote for all of them? 🙂
BKMY for me
W Y and Z excepting, this is one weak list.
B kinda looks like Elijah Wood…is that just me? o:
Bahahaha! Not mentioning which one, but I recognize one of my old friends posing in my best friend’s bathroom. Priceless. I sent the link to both. 😛
Wow. I fuckin’ LOVE hairy men, but out of 26, there were maybe two I would want to meet, given the chance. Huh. Guess my taste have gotten narrower over time…
These lists seriously need to be cut down to separate the wheat from the chaff.
::sigh::
Does anyone get that it’s about presenting variety, not 26 candidates who fit some narrow-minded idea of what’s attractive?
Not taking it out on you personally. Just venting.
for the most part not my types…but would give W some cock
Most of these guys could use a trip to the gym. W, J and Z are the only three that make their hair look good.
C, D, K, M, N, P, S, T, X, Z…aka all of them haha.
I went to school with T too! craziness.
OMG XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!
Z Love hairy men!