When I wasn’t too busy laughing at fake celebrity nudes (or dragging this one into my spank bank for later tonight), I somehow managed to gather twenty-six pics of hot guys with fuzz on their tummies. Yup! It’s time for another supremely competitive round of iPhone Wars, and this week’s theme is happy trails… Because why the hell not?
Some of these trails are sparse and some of them lead to jungle-like bushes. Some of these trails are on skinny little bitches and some of them are on guys with meat on their bones. What’s your preference? Does it even matter, as long as the treasure at the end is plentiful and delicious?
Those are (not really) rhetorical questions. Just choose your favorite contestants below and let us know why you picked ’em.
– Dewitt
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
Check out all twenty-six pics and cast your vote below:
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I would suck every one of them. Burp!
long life GGGGGGGGGGGGGG
G, Y and X (that face conceals an insane body hehe)
V is so hot with that appendectomy scar!!!
AGLMS. And that’s pushing it. I haven’t seen so many tools in one place since going to Home Depot!
This comment should be removed due to “lack of class and ludicrousness”.
You know who the real winner of all this is? Us.
SO. MANY. GREAT. OPTIONS!!!!
That’s not even the right side for you appendix
Iits taken in a mirror, so it is on the right side