While gathering pictures for our weekly iPhone Wars feature, there are several occasions when I’ve resisted the urge to touch myself under my desk. Today is one of those occasions, except in this case I’m one second away from tearing a hole in my pants and fingerbanging myself…
I mean, take a look at these guys! You can tell that they’ve all been working hard at the gym (even though some asshole is destined to call Contestant A “fat”), and I’d gladly bend over the locker room bench for any one of them. But when it all comes down to it, which of these men turns you on the most?
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Guys With iPhones
To check out the full pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
Contestant B just melts my heart (and gets me hard!) – I wannat touch him all over & do all sorts of naughty things to him – then cuddle with that cutie in bed after we’ve tuckerd ourselves out after hours & hours of sweaty fun!!!
Contestant B rocks my world!
i picked B
but i wouldnt mind being in the middle of a B and D sandwich!
#2 Lives by me!!!!! Hot hot hot
I go for #B: Hot and sexy
#A looks kinda fat. Oops, did I just said that?
mmm, B or D???
Who would think contestant a is fat he is so hot and beefy
Contestant D all the way!!!! Not only does he have a handsome face, he has a rockin body! Nice abs, great pecs, and a hot Apollo’s belt. Definitely the hottest one of the bunch, though B is a close second.
And contestant A, IS NOT FAT!!!!! He is just incredibly muscular!
B! B! B!
Toughest battle in a long time. A is too beefy for my tastes. C has some crazy abs, but wasn’t lookin’ up. (When they’re all this hot the details count.) D has a great bod and face (and that lovely nipple ring). But B had an inviting smile.
Wow B and D take the cake
D (love the square jaw and dark features), with
C a close second (six pack, chiseled bod, and sexy tat).
B, D, A, in roughly that order. C is out of the running for me.
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUT “B” AND “D” AGAINST EACH OTHER??? IT’S NOT FAIR THAT THESE 2 HAVE TO COMPETE AGAINST EACH OTHER BECAUSE IT’S HARD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM!!!
BUT I VOTED FOR B. HIS LITTLE SMIRK PUTS HIM 1,000,000TH OF A STEP ABOVE D. (and for those not too fond of fractions 1,000,000TH of a step is VERY VERY VERY small percentage)
I must have weird taste cause id let A fuck the shit out of me…daddy could have his way with me
D all the way TOTAL PACKAGE I bet his ass is almost 2 pretty NOT 2 FUCK !!!
I am in the minority here in picking A. But that hot beefy daddy can have his way with me any where, any time, any how and any hole he so desires ;P
I like A, you have to be a flaming queen to think he’s fat. B is a close, second.
i would love to have a go at A, B, and C.
(i am unaffected by C’s having the smallest-build in the grouping.)
i was forced to “go technical” once again, for deciding my vote: which went to B.
(i will cast none of my aspersions on D.)
i am taken by A’s build — it’s burly.
A is not fat…but I voted for B as well…Total package kinda guy
D is seriously sexy … those eyes, those pecs and that pierced nip get me going!
It was a tie between B and D for me. I don’t think A is fat, he is beefy but people probably think he is fat cause his face is like a baby fat kinda look to it, the shape anyway, so yeah he’s not fat but his face makes it seem like he is.
I went w/ B but agree, B or D are good options. I think I should sample both and see which one makes the grade 🙂
it’s B and D for me. both. but i first saw D in dudesnude and his profile name is maff74. he’s a 36 y/o guy from the UK of argentinian, dutch, and danish descent.
D all the way!
Not Enough, you proved ignorance twice! One: A is not fat! Period! Two: A, B, C, and D to my knowledge are not numbers!
Impatient queen: Enough already with the stupid parentheses! Sheesh!
I would go with b & d…definitely hot & sexxxy!!!
yea it was a toss up between B&D. They are both really HOT!
yea A is just not attractive face..former fatty..still go the fat head
l.o.l. — do my Parentheses offend you, little tiny man?
(but, please — let us not mar this comment section with that insignificant quibble which no one else but you and some numb•nut Grammar Nazi would care about.
i’m actually happy you took umbrage with the one person who’d incorrectly evaluated contestant A’s physique .. so let’s just keep it at that.
yeah?)
B all the way. BTW. C and D are interesting but, DeWitt, contestant A is too “beefy”, not “fat” for my taste.
Burly A over cute hottie C?…gawd u gays …guys are …unique…lol…C for me…a babyboi sexy fucker
“A” all the way man!! I love big muscular guys.
I’ll take A & B at the same time!!! :D…anyone notice how D looks like Carson Daily!?!? lol
I want four votes so I can vote for all of them….each for different reasons. A is a MAN, B is stunning, C is a perfect handful of muscle, and D is a hunk.
If I HAVE to do, I mean vote, one guy, it has to be B…..
They need an option for “None of the above”…
That was a hard decision between B and D but I went with D cause that chest hair did it in for me. 🙂
@Tan… I was just being sarcastic echoing Dewitt statement. I didn’t know that you would not get it.
@Tam… I was just being sarcastic echoing Dewitt statement. I didn’t know that you would not get it.
D, C, B then A.
Not Enough, My sincerest apologies then! It’s tough to read the intent sometimes on here! I do apologize!
D all the way!! Dewitt lets see some action photos of him!