You might remember the last time we tackled the “Battle of The Locker Room Studs” theme on iPhone Wars. It wasn’t all too long ago, but we imagine nobody’s going to complain that we’ve rounded up twenty-six additional gym rats for a brand new round… And, no, they don’t all have chiseled abs and bulging biceps! There’s something for (almost) everyone here.
At this point, do we even need to explain what you do from here? Head on over the jump, scroll through the pics and vote for your favorite contestant(s). The winner will receive absolutely nothing but the satisfaction that tons of men are masturbating to his picture (which isn’t a terrible prize when you really think about it).
– Dewitt
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
Click through to see all twenty-six pics and cast your vote:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
CONTESTANT E:
CONTESTANT F:
CONTESTANT G:
CONTESTANT H:
CONTESTANT I:
CONTESTANT J:
CONTESTANT K:
CONTESTANT L:
CONTESTANT M:
CONTESTANT N:
CONTESTANT O:
CONTESTANT P:
CONTESTANT Q:
CONTESTANT R:
CONTESTANT S:
CONTESTANT T:
CONTESTANT U:
CONTESTANT V:
CONTESTANT W:
CONTESTANT X:
CONTESTANT Y:
CONTESTANT Z:
Choice A-L-L: ALL of the above 🙂 congrats to all these guys for working so hard to look SO good!
I totally agree! I’d pick any damn one of them!
I totally agree! I’d pick any damn one of them!
I totally agree! I’d pick any damn one of them!
i think T has had a little too much… i would have assigned him the letter S or R
i think T has had a little too much… i would have assigned him the letter S or R
i think T has had a little too much… i would have assigned him the letter S or R
I’m with DaddySal on this one.
I’m with DaddySal on this one.
No kidding, not a loser in the bunch!
I love all of them except contestant T, but I ended up voting for contestant R because he was the cutest … I loved his undies ._.
Plenty of hard-pumping hotties here. But A, C, D, H, K, O, P, Q, Y, Z were the ones that really jumped out at me. Or at least I wish they would.
Is “douche-tastic” a word? It exemplifies them all.
Is “douche-tastic” a word? It exemplifies them all.
i want to be sandwiched between n and w the are so sexy
i want to be sandwiched between n and w the are so sexy
you guys are crazy and i would go far enough to call ya racists and thats coming from a white man! the black guys are always ranked low no matter hot they are!
I voted for “G” as I find the hint of skin to be very sexy on a man. The tank top gives a hint of what may be lurking underneath.
Is it just me or have I seen other guys take pictures of the same mirror that Contestant D uses? Anyway I pick H because I know what I’ll be getting iwth those briefs off.
Is it just me or have I seen other guys take pictures of the same mirror that Contestant D uses? Anyway I pick H because I know what I’ll be getting iwth those briefs off.
Q. Dear lord, Q! Drool!
Is this all guys do at the gym now is take pictures of themselves?
Q. Dear lord, Q! Drool!
Is this all guys do at the gym now is take pictures of themselves?
I have to agree with your posting. Although I’m not black I
have noticed that a black man has NEVER won any of the “competitions” on this
website. Caucasians win about 97% of the time, Hispanics ± 2% and Asians about
1%. I guess race and therefore the concept of what makes a person handsome,
sexy, desirable is still a big sociological and psychological problem for
Americans. Whenever I visit the USA I notice that there are very few mix race
couples of which one of the partners is black. In Europe this at least is NOT a
problem. Personally I consider myself an equal opportunity dater J
I see beauty in people of all races.
I don’t understand how anybody could think and/ or feel that
only the Caucasian features and skin color equate beauty.
One of my dear American friends once told me when asked
about this very subject [he’s an sociologist] that certain believes and
feelings are so ingrained in the American psyche that people don’t even
question their own behavior and will get outraged when you suggest that race
still is a problem in America. Then again my observations might be colored
since I’m the child of a Brazilian father [a blend of many different races] and
a German mother, I’m used to family gatherings that look like the United
Nations therefore, as I said before, I can see beauty in people of all racial
backgrounds.
I have to agree with your posting. Although I’m not black I
have noticed that a black man has NEVER won any of the “competitions” on this
website. Caucasians win about 97% of the time, Hispanics ± 2% and Asians about
1%. I guess race and therefore the concept of what makes a person handsome,
sexy, desirable is still a big sociological and psychological problem for
Americans. Whenever I visit the USA I notice that there are very few mix race
couples of which one of the partners is black. In Europe this at least is NOT a
problem. Personally I consider myself an equal opportunity dater J
I see beauty in people of all races.
I don’t understand how anybody could think and/ or feel that
only the Caucasian features and skin color equate beauty.
One of my dear American friends once told me when asked
about this very subject [he’s an sociologist] that certain believes and
feelings are so ingrained in the American psyche that people don’t even
question their own behavior and will get outraged when you suggest that race
still is a problem in America. Then again my observations might be colored
since I’m the child of a Brazilian father [a blend of many different races] and
a German mother, I’m used to family gatherings that look like the United
Nations therefore, as I said before, I can see beauty in people of all racial
backgrounds.
I voted for contestant T, sorry guys but I like big muscle heads like him. He can swoop me up anyday in those arms of his. (;
amen to that, rowin.
thank you for saying that for me.
amen to that, rowin.
thank you for saying that for me.
i voted for guys “D,” “O,” and “Q.”
i think “K” stands for “Krasinsky” from The Office, myself.
i don’t think i’ve ever been scared by someone’s musculature before, like i had by guy “T” and his freaky arms, and -1.3% body fat pectorals!
yeesh!