iPhone Wars: Battle of The Muppet Lovers & Randoms

Can a man in a Cookie Monster t-shirt defeat a muscular, finger-licking redhead? Can a naked Kermit the Frog fan take down a mustachioed jock who forgot to put his pants on? These are the very important questions posed in today’s round of iPhone Wars.

Before you vote, ask yourself—what would Yoda do?

– Dewitt

Photos via: Guys With iPhones

Click through to see the full pics and cast your vote:

CONTESTANT A:

CONTESTANT B:

CONTESTANT C:

CONTESTANT D:




25 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Muppet Lovers & Randoms

  1.  Cookie Monster needs to rock his cookie cock if he wants to stay competitive in this match!

  2. Eesh, this is tough.  I’d really, really like a glimpse of A’s chest, ’cause his arms seem nicely defined.  I like C’s phone cover and his face, but his body is less defined than the others (although much nicer than mine).  I would probably like B if I saw him on the street, but that finger-sucking pose is not a hot finger-sucking pose, but simply odd.

  3. Some good runners-up, but gotta go with C.  I actually like that he’s not rocking 6-pack abs.  Nice body; super sexy chest, nipple, and facial hair; delicious cock and some low hangers; and is that a puppy dog tail in the bottom right?  Who is this guy and why is he not my boyfriend?!?

  4. (B) for sure. I love a red head.But (C) is also very nice. Even if their cock’s were not showing it would be a toss up between (B) & (C) But (B) wins with the red hair

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