iPhone Wars: Battle of The Naked & Inked Guys

Battle-of-the-tatts

Whether you love tattoos or hate them, the contenders in this week's edition of iPhone Wars have got 'em. And while you've probably gathered that they all have penises (though you never know), you may want to know that all four contestants are proudly showcasing them in their pictures. Yup, we've got dick pics.

I have a favorite in this round, but I don't want to jinx him by sharing his identity. Let's just put it this way–he's the one with the least tacky tattoo(s). But enough about me! Who do you want to win this round?

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Guys With iPhones

To see the full pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

CONTESTANT A:

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CONTESTANT B:

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CONTESTANT C:

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CONTESTANT D:

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26 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Naked & Inked Guys

  1. I wouldn’t kick any of them out of my bed, but I would definitely invite contestant B to stay the night!

  2. A & B are the only ones I would take home. However, B would be the only one staying over for breakfast!

  3. i was torn between “B” and “C”; i think “C” might fare better, next time, if only he takes a more flattering picture of self.
    (and i’ll be nice, just this once, by reserving my words for the other two guys.)

  4. D does have the best ink, and I like his look, but would like to see more of his face. C wins hands down though–there’s something way too raw and dangerous about him.

  5. I had my choice already set on A… but then I saw B. The only thing i don’t like about B is the facial hair and bald head. But i will QUICKLY overlook that, because he’s perfect in every other aspect. Love big-dicked redheads!
    A looks like he spends more time in the mirror than women do when they’re getting ready to go out

  6. I had my choice already set on A… but then I saw B. The only thing i don’t like about B is the facial hair and bald head. But i will QUICKLY overlook that, because he’s perfect in every other aspect. Love big-dicked redheads!
    A looks like he spends more time in the mirror than women do when they’re getting ready to go out

  7. I had my choice already set on A… but then I saw B. The only thing i don’t like about B is the facial hair and bald head. But i will QUICKLY overlook that, because he’s perfect in every other aspect. Love big-dicked redheads!
    A looks like he spends more time in the mirror than women do when they’re getting ready to go out

  8. I had my choice already set on A… but then I saw B. The only thing i don’t like about B is the facial hair and bald head. But i will QUICKLY overlook that, because he’s perfect in every other aspect. Love big-dicked redheads!
    A looks like he spends more time in the mirror than women do when they’re getting ready to go out

  9. I voted 4 D ( best ink job ) good looking guy however could have easily voted 4 A or D way hot !!!

  10. A. Definitely A. D’s pattern is nicely done, but stars are about the tackiest thing a guy can but on his body. And how can B be a redhead when he’s bald? (Personally, i think bald with a full beard makes one look Amish, but your mileage may vary.)

  11. C definitely has the tastiest looking cock but im going with B. Nothing beats a hot redhead with a fat cock, bald or otherwise.

  12. Why no C love? Too “old” and “fat”? 😛
    I wish he’d smiled, but still my fave. B is close, though.

  13. You call that ink??? Check out my profile and then we can talk. Pretty weak contenders if you ask me. Sorry.

  14. Guess must be missing something – B is the guy most seem to be drooling over? After the manhunt guys rightly voted Ben Cohen the top ten guy last week surprised to find myself so out of sync with the mass opinion. A,D,C and then B only when he shaves off the comedy beard.

  15. (so you seem to like the clean-shaved ones, then, UKDavid.
    it’s cool.
    but i will tell you that, after having seen so many of my own Favourites get voted down into nothingness, on this god-forsaken blog {no offense!}, i really cannot feel much sympathy for your own loss, here.)

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