There’s no theme for today’s round of iPhone Wars. The four competitors above didn’t fit any of the categories in my handy-dandy desktop folder, yet they were all sexy enough to catch my attention. So what’s a weary blogger to do? Throw them into a folder of “randoms”. It’s like the Island of Misfit Toys, except more likely to give you an erection!
Speaking of which, it shouldn’t surprise you that I’ve got major wood for Contestant B. While I get the sense that he’ll be this round’s underdog, I’m just going to keep my fingers crossed that my predictions are off… Oh, who am I kidding? Next to the rest of these guys, he’s going to be in last place. Or close to it.
– Dewitt
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
To check out the full pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
This week’s theme could be “ridiculously hot guys who are fuckin’ cock teases for not actually showing us the goods.”
Sometimes it’s okay to leave a little bit to mystery, but I want to see A’s cock so bad and B’s ass so bad it hurts.
Went with D. B is hot, but if you look closely in the pic, looks like he may be taken (at least at the time).
A all the way…
A: hot but agreeing with Tommy hes a tease.
B: tall, dark, and handsome. Thick build drives me wild. doesnt hurt either that I love his apartment.
C: good looking but I the fear of losing my skeletal system does nothing for me lol
D: eh
Going with B, best of everything!
Are you kidding me? I instantly decided when I saw A’s hot lips, chin and that five o’clock shadow. And then there’s those eyelids and that bubble butt….  Sigh.
B and C
‘A’ is purely in the lead because guys think he looks younger than the other.. gay men are the most pathetically age-ist people I know.
A: Pretty boy, probably has more interest in fucking himself than fucking anyone else… but I’d still do him.
B: Cute. Nice football build.
C: He could push my head into a pillow and call me a dirty whore while pounding the shit out of me any day.
D: My favorite.
Does anyone else think C resembles what Matt Damon would look like on steroids?
I think “D” is the sexiest. You can tell he’s a well rounded person and man is he sexy. Doesn’t have to take off his pants to let you know he’s got what clearly every gay guy wants. a penis hahaha
Ahaha Max Out is obviously like 60 years old =P
‘A’ is just smouldering 😉
Hard choice this time, I’ll go with E, all of them above.
I went with C because even though he clearly shaves his entire body, I’m still a sucker for a man with muscles.
I thought the same thing, plus I imagined he’d sound like the Matt Damon parody from Team America…
Normally always pick the furrier gents or the muscle guys… Though Contestant A is just amazingly hot! Such as awesome shot and flattering pose! Though Contestant D was a close second 😉
Whipper: you’ve just confirmed Max’s point. Thanks.
Having said that, I would agree that A is the best pic–simply because the pose/angle is very erotic. The others, as attractive as they may be, are standard ‘in-front-of-mirror’ poses.
I don’t know if anyone is interested but Contestant D is actually GAY! His name is Andy – his vlog is bravehound.com
Hey, A is Gorgeous!
Who is he?
OBVIOUSLY C
A is indian…
A is smoking hot. I would have to say he could do anything to me, as long as i could return the favor. Oh hell, he could just do anything to me.
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