iPhone Wars: Battle of The Toothbrush Hotties

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Clearly, multitasking can go beyond the workplace. These two sexy little bitches both decided to polish their pearly whites while simultaneously taking naughty self-portraits. While I dig that they're both into oral hygiene, I'd rather see these guys with something else long and slender in their mouths. I just can't decide which one would be better suited for the job. Care to help me choose?

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Guys With iPhones

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CONTESTANT A:

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CONTESTANT B:

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17 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Toothbrush Hotties

  1. while I don’t go for all of his ink, Mr. A has a better chesty shot, and that pokey little towel tent just begs to be revealed.
    Mr. B is hot, but looks gruff and oddly scarey in that little reveal…hmmm, sorry man

  2. i’d take either one, but A has a better body, love the hint of the bulge in the towel, and he has a better body. but i also like the touch of hair, not too much hair on B and the nipple ring

  3. A is boy band hot — cute, but a little young and smooth for my taste. B has a little more age and hair, so I voted for him, even though nipple piercings kind of creep me out.

  4. To be honest, I would take both. A: Amazing body. Yes I like tats. He should loose the towel. B:Again amazing body. Love the hair. The nipple piercing, ouch, is hott. How to choose. Ya, both !!!!!

  5. Really? A. Really? He has a DOLPHIN TATTOO. I mean seriously, the other guy could weigh 300 lbs and have a 2″ cock and still be hotter than a dolphin tattoo!
    And besides, take away the tattoos and all you have with A is a generic pretty boy, at least B looks like a MAN.

  6. I like tats, but too many and too varied just looks…trailer trash to me. It is too bad because I would otherwish have found him attractive.
    Now, show me a nip ring and it makes my mind go wild wondering what else may be jeweled…#2 gets my vote this time.

  7. I need to ask the obvious question. WTF is up with taking a body shot while brushing your teeth? Oral hygiene is important and all, but again….WTF?

  8. Guy A might be my type, but he’d have to show more pictures of his face to land a date. I have a sneaky suspicion the toothbrush-accessory is, in both cases, hiding/distorting what is otherwise not a very attractive face.

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