Aside from pulling down their underwear a little (and owning the same phone), this week's contestants in our iPhone War have very little in common. In one side of the ring, we have a scruffy, beefy cub. On the other side of the ring, we have a chiseled, smooth jock. So who wins this round?
UPDATE: For the second time ever, a contestant has e-mailed us to forfeit the contest. Meet this week's winner, Contestant B.
– Dewitt
To see the winner's full, uncensored pic, follow the JUMP:
CONTESTANT B:
Ugh, the shaved smooth guy is just so plastic and boring. Hairy beefy guy gets my vote, yum!
Someones bitter…
I don’t think it should surprise anyone which one I voted for. (A)
I like the smooth jock I can just picture him laying on the beach glistining as he tans
Neither, they are both kinda ugly
smooth jock(#B) look like he got bigger cock than #A. Contestant #B gets my vote.
they’re both pretty hung to begin with, i’m pretty sure neither cock size is bad enough to warrant a non-vote
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looking away from the camera is more forgivable then looking crosseyed at the camera… >.>
(i also knew that there would be totally vocal guys that complain about shaving habits and wind up losing this battle cause muscles are sorta more sexy then hair
don’t forget ladies that sometimes there are certain men that stay naturally smooth.
my partner is 56 and still hairless and handsome.
hey dewitt:
post whitney’s wardrobe malfunction for us…
hmmm. both great looking guys. but, i have to go with the handsome, hairy bloke.
i prefer Contestant A — he doesn’t appear to be endoughed with a “privileged attitude”; and, i think he would be much better to snuggle with.
and..
..contestant b is cookie cutter… …in a way that does not appeal to me.
If I had to choose it would be A….Me loves a man with chest hair.
My vote goes to the “Contestant B”.
Damn it.. once again, Im late to watch the other guy…