Congratulations, (insert your name here)! You’re the next contestant on The Dick Is Right. Drop your pants to your ankles if you’re ready to play, because we’ve got twenty-six naughty dick flashers in today’s round of iPhone Wars. It’s up to you to decide who’s got the best shot! Are you up for the task? Would you rather play Plinko?
Well, too bad! We don’t have a Plinko board (but we do have more pics of this guy).
Whenever you’re ready to jerk off to pictures of mostly-clothed men, click through to scroll through these pics and vote for your favorite contestant(s)… And, yes, there is an “all of the above” option. It just involves clicking every button on the poll.
– Dewitt
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
Click through to see all twenty-six pics dicks and cast your vote:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
CONTESTANT E:
CONTESTANT F:
CONTESTANT G:
CONTESTANT H:
CONTESTANT I:
CONTESTANT J:
CONTESTANT K:
CONTESTANT L:
CONTESTANT M:
CONTESTANT N:
CONTESTANT O:
CONTESTANT P:
CONTESTANT Q:
CONTESTANT R:
CONTESTANT S:
CONTESTANT T:
CONTESTANT U:
CONTESTANT V:
CONTESTANT W:
CONTESTANT X:
CONTESTANT Y:
CONTESTANT Z:
holy shit k was packing a lot more than first expected.
So many hotties, I can’t take it!
“A”. Love a well dressed man of mystery.
too many choices i can’t choose.
Nice! They actually look like real everyday people. Kudos
Nice! They actually look like real everyday people. Kudos
A, E, and R were my top choices but I picked A. Thick dick and love a man in suit. Would love to see his face.
What a surprise…99% of your contestants have big cocks..
pathetic dumb-ass size queen.
I picked Q cause I’ve had sex with him and his dick is really nice.
I picked Q cause I’ve had sex with him and his dick is really nice.
O. Handsome, beautiful piece of meat, and it takes balls to go for the total shave look. I probably would have voted for A if he’d shown his face.
O. Handsome, beautiful piece of meat, and it takes balls to go for the total shave look. I probably would have voted for A if he’d shown his face.
O. Handsome, beautiful piece of meat, and it takes balls to go for the total shave look. I probably would have voted for A if he’d shown his face.
Several fine contestants by my estimation, starting with A and ending with Z!
“N” and ‘Q” are the same guy
Where’s he from?
E & R! We have similar tastes! 😉
“r” because he has that dirty dad kind of look.
good call! lol
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who’s into Contestant R.
GRR, I want him to throw me down and make me his boy slut.
he looks like he doesn’t suffer from performance issues due to Angst.
he looks like he will be quite focused on the hole that’s servicing.
:-).
Hmmm. As the unsuspecting subject in one of these photos, I say I am shocked, disturbed, and excited to have ended up on this pole poll. 😉
Really tho.. Where’s the men of color?!!? There are some good looking men here but no variety.. Just sayin.. Where the chicos at? Where’s the chocolate?